and what's on your mind today? (original) (raw)

I had the weirdest dream about you, merriweather. See, I have no money, right, because Richard hasn't found a job yet and I'm still stuck in that hellish minimum-wage part-time-hours rut called retail sales, and see, I dreamt that I could slash my food budget dramatically (yes, it sounded like a commercial in my dream too) if I got a scanner and scanned all my food, because then I'd have more food. So I'm thinking, alright, that's awesome! I remembered that you had my scanner, so I went to your house (even though I don't even know where you live now, in my dream you lived on Chesterfield in this townhouse I used to babysit in). No one answered the doorbell, but the door was open, so I went on in and gathered up my scanner and helped myself to all your umbrellas by the door (??). I went back to my car but then I was still in your house (you know how dreams can be) and you guys were coming in the door, and entheogin who by the way was a totally different person, was so unimpressed, not that I had broken into your house, but that the scanner was such a piece of crap and had ruined all the documents he had scanned with it and he ended up getting sued. Then Eben was walking around everywhere, and he was blond, and I got to pick him up. He was very sweet. lol.