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*feels intense dirty capitalist pleasure over acquiring a new material object* my father karl will forgive me because I have a retail kink and kinks are protected even under communism
I’ve been on this website for six years. I’ve lived through hellish events such as the Mishapocalypse, Tumblr Prom and that one post which told us to call Karp ‘daddy’. I have survived six years of this god forsaken website and I am furious to announce that I’ve only just realised that notes is short for notifications
the summertime and butterflies all belong to harry’s new haircut
My blog is a private thing that is open to everyone in the world except to the people I know in real life.
my mom will embroider anything i send her a picture of
i’ve been exclusively sending her surreal drawings i’ve made in class
haha ok “friend” where were u when i uploaded a selfie
u good lookin ppl need 2 stop appropriating ugly culture text posts yall dont know the struggle shut up