Let's Make Our Own Propaganda! (original) (raw)

Greetings, dear minions fellow jaywalkers!

In light of the recently exposed crusade against our kin, I have spent that last days slaving away endlessly and relentlessly, in order to produce an inforational video shedding light on our path of freedom and glory.

Please, spread the word, brethren and... sistren!

Ho noes! Our persecutors are using any channel available to them to oppress us more! Fight the power! Stay a rebel!

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