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judas~"You're such a bad fake lesbian kisser"
jesus~"But i'm a real lesbian!?!"

~jesus

• You heard it here first! From the (god)man himself!

"if pogs can come back ~jesus can come back" ~jesus

• old news is so exciting

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jesus: so he lost his dog and got a wife? judas: i'd rather have the dog, less bitchy and a dog can catch squirrels. jesus: i'd like to see a wife do…