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I was trying acid yesterday and you know how it's supposed to make you like hallucinate and stuff? It didn't work, it just kinda tasted like black cheery licorice...i hate licorice

~jesus

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"if pogs can come back ~jesus can come back" ~jesus

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jesus: so he lost his dog and got a wife? judas: i'd rather have the dog, less bitchy and a dog can catch squirrels. jesus: i'd like to see a wife do…