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Mead [Jun. 27th, 2010|06:34 pm]Space Pirates of the Jolly Hastur
[Current Location |here now]Our friend brought over a bottle of mead to celebrate our agreeing to join his church and to talk about the first chapters of a book that the Captain is writing.These were the serving suggestions. They did not include down the whole bottle with and awful lot of reefer but that is what happened to it.
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(no subject) [Jun. 9th, 2010|07:09 pm]Space Pirates of the Jolly Hastur
The polyhippiecommune is back down to two live in members. We are still busy but more free time is on the horizon.Here is a painting that I did of our captain a while back that I thought it would be funny to post.
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Spam [Sep. 20th, 2009|07:16 am]Space Pirates of the Jolly Hastur
Seems like we had a spot of spam, and it wasn't even funny spam so I was forced to chuck it overboard.We have been a bit too busy with the crafting and the gaming and the dissertations and the hippy poly commune forming to contribute to the community much, but I'm sure we'll run out of useful things to do eventually.
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(no subject) [Jun. 4th, 2009|12:33 am]Space Pirates of the Jolly Hastur
Walt's Law:As a discussion on intellectual property continues, the probability that someone will mention Mickey Mouse approaches 1
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(no subject) [Apr. 6th, 2008|08:35 am]Space Pirates of the Jolly Hastur
You must read this. It is about Draconian/Saurian conspiracy. While you have been sleeping, this is what your biatch Discordia has been up to. :
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(no subject) [Apr. 6th, 2008|08:35 am]Space Pirates of the Jolly Hastur
If you would like to make Allah cry, chant mantras and do breath-counting exercises. Any polysyllabic mantra chanted outloud or within one's mind, constantly, will be fit for this purpose.And say "Shankar" once a dayP.S. "If you see Allah on a road, just say: I am not afraid of you, no no no I am not."
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The truth, a little 2 late [Mar. 23rd, 2008|12:49 am]Space Pirates of the Jolly Hastur
Turns my evil sister has been lying a little. She is a Jihad Goddess. Supports no religion but Jihad. Captain Clark is some Saudi prince. 23 is an unlucky number, and 17 lucky, but only just. She did not start Discordian religion, she stole it from me and from Universal Reason. She does not like Zen-buddhists, she kills them in Tibet for bringing enlightenment into this world.In short, do not trust Eris.P.S. does anyone know which God got kidnapped couple of years ago and disappeared off this planet?
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Haruhara Haruko [Aug. 3rd, 2007|03:39 am]Space Pirates of the Jolly Hastur
[Tags**|meditations, slack] [mood** highhigh] Haruhara Haruko is a manifestation of Eris. The reasons should be obvious, but in case they are not, I will proceed. She arrives on a yellow, ie golden, scooter, wielding a left-handed bass guitar. This shows that she is left-handed, a sure mark of the illuminated. She comes and goes as she pleases, leaving chaos in her wake. She is a study in extremes, extremely sweet foods, extremely spicy food. She is sexually open and playful, using her sensuality to disturb the uptight Naota. She drags the boy out of his shell, opening his pineal gland to another dimension. Her goals are to free the great pirate from his prison in the Greyface lab, supposedly to steal his powers. What is really going on is that Atomsk is the equivalent of Haruko's Shakti, her divine power. The genders have been reversed, keeping with the theme of turning the world upside-down. To tap into her divine energies, one must open one's pineal gland to N.O. energy by striking oneself in the forehead, preferably with a musical instrument, and meditate on the sigil of Atomsk.
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(no subject) [Jun. 21st, 2007|04:31 pm]Space Pirates of the Jolly Hastur
[**mood** |bouncybacon]
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