Tell it to the judge. (original) (raw)

	[102400; 05:45pm]
This is the open forum for repeals against crimes (you can find what crime you commited on your "ticket") 1900-§These crimes include:1902 - Not having photoshop1903 - sucking at photoshop1904 - sucking at photoshop1905 - Being friends with ironyscene and/or being ironyscene1906 - Sitting in the grass1907 - taking photos of converse1908 - taking photos of shit1909 - complaining2102 - being a fucking ankle spanker2103 - being nice2104 - shitting2105 - liking anal2106 - having ugly feet2107 - drinking mountain dew2108 - drinking water2109 - being a vegetarian2201 - eating meat2202 - being a bad person2203 - liking new coke black2204 - raping kids2205 - knowing how we do2206 - not wearing fur2207 - being scared of x-ray machines3715 - being in a crappy band
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[102400; 05:45pm]

This is the open forum for repeals against crimes (you can find what crime you commited on your "ticket") 1900-§These crimes include:1902 - Not having photoshop1903 - sucking at photoshop1904 - sucking at photoshop1905 - Being friends with ironyscene and/or being ironyscene1906 - Sitting in the grass1907 - taking photos of converse1908 - taking photos of shit1909 - complaining2102 - being a fucking ankle spanker2103 - being nice2104 - shitting2105 - liking anal2106 - having ugly feet2107 - drinking mountain dew2108 - drinking water2109 - being a vegetarian2201 - eating meat2202 - being a bad person2203 - liking new coke black2204 - raping kids2205 - knowing how we do2206 - not wearing fur2207 - being scared of x-ray machines3715 - being in a crappy band

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	[102404; 05:42pm]
This is the open forum for repeals against crimes (you can find what crime you commited on your "ticket") 1400-1899These crimes include:1402 - being straight edge1403 - owning an 18 in. ruler1404 - looking like a meatball1405 - weighing over 200 lbs.1406 - weighing under 90 lbs.1407 - not pretending to be the hulk1408 - pretending to take pictures like Alayna1409 - photoshops not being emo enough1502 - ripping a scarf1503 - pretending to be someone you are not1504 - not laughing retardedly1505 - playing guitar because everyone else does, which means you play guitar1506 - not being at Chris's party1507 - saying you are fat1508 - starving yourself/hurling after meals1509 - unsupportive action of savage birds1602 - bad homemade apparel1603 - not wearing underwear1604 - ignoring or interrupting someone1605 - not being hardcore1606 - being hardcore1607 - not saying who is on the phone when someone asks you who is on the phone1608 - owning more than 3 cats1609 - being in school band1702 - not having over 5 gigs of music on your computer1703 - DISRESPECT MOTHER FUCKER1704 - being obsessed with Mary Kate and/or Ashley Olsen1705 - Having bad politics1706 - Having no morals1707 - Basing all your politics on one single film (9/11)1708 - Being too slutty1709 - Not being slutty enough1802 - Getting all your facts on politics from books or films written by Michael Moore.1803 - Lj Stalking1804 - Commenting within 5-10 minutes of the post1805 - not posting enough pictures of yourself1806 - Completing livejournal surveys1807 - stealing other people's livejournal interests1808 - Posting more than 3 times in one day1809 - Commenting on your own livejournal
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[102404; 05:42pm]

This is the open forum for repeals against crimes (you can find what crime you commited on your "ticket") 1400-1899These crimes include:1402 - being straight edge1403 - owning an 18 in. ruler1404 - looking like a meatball1405 - weighing over 200 lbs.1406 - weighing under 90 lbs.1407 - not pretending to be the hulk1408 - pretending to take pictures like Alayna1409 - photoshops not being emo enough1502 - ripping a scarf1503 - pretending to be someone you are not1504 - not laughing retardedly1505 - playing guitar because everyone else does, which means you play guitar1506 - not being at Chris's party1507 - saying you are fat1508 - starving yourself/hurling after meals1509 - unsupportive action of savage birds1602 - bad homemade apparel1603 - not wearing underwear1604 - ignoring or interrupting someone1605 - not being hardcore1606 - being hardcore1607 - not saying who is on the phone when someone asks you who is on the phone1608 - owning more than 3 cats1609 - being in school band1702 - not having over 5 gigs of music on your computer1703 - DISRESPECT MOTHER FUCKER1704 - being obsessed with Mary Kate and/or Ashley Olsen1705 - Having bad politics1706 - Having no morals1707 - Basing all your politics on one single film (9/11)1708 - Being too slutty1709 - Not being slutty enough1802 - Getting all your facts on politics from books or films written by Michael Moore.1803 - Lj Stalking1804 - Commenting within 5-10 minutes of the post1805 - not posting enough pictures of yourself1806 - Completing livejournal surveys1807 - stealing other people's livejournal interests1808 - Posting more than 3 times in one day1809 - Commenting on your own livejournal

	[102404; 05:32pm]
This is the open forum for repeals against crimes (you can find what crime you commited on your "ticket") 0187-1399These crimes include:0187 - murder1002 - Being too emo, depressing.1003 - Pure stupidity1004 - harassment of other users1005 - being fucking ugly1006 - being too scene1007 - being too boring1008 - being too happy1009 - posting too much1102 - posting too little1103 - being friends1104 - use of ROFL, LMAO, BRB1105 - being an attention whore1106 - being the first to comment on a persons journal 2 posts in a row or more1107 - bad html1108 - bad layout1109 - bad icon1202 - listening to horrible disgusting crappy ass music1203 - having a horrible disgusting crappy ass user name1204 - having WAY too many pictures in your fucking live journal1205 - stupid ass lj user picture1206 - having relationships with fat chick1207 - sexually confronting a fat chick1208 - opposing journalpatrol dictation1209 - actually giving a shit about politics, we should all be doing meth1302 - having an eCrush0187 - murder1303 - more than 5 colors in your hair1304 - saying you listen to bands but don't1305 - attending shows to which you don't listen to any bands of1306 - sexual activity with someone more than 7 older than you or 1 year younger1307 - pretending to play instruments that you do not1308 - tucking your penis1309 - the wearing of camo fabric
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[102404; 05:32pm]

This is the open forum for repeals against crimes (you can find what crime you commited on your "ticket") 0187-1399These crimes include:0187 - murder1002 - Being too emo, depressing.1003 - Pure stupidity1004 - harassment of other users1005 - being fucking ugly1006 - being too scene1007 - being too boring1008 - being too happy1009 - posting too much1102 - posting too little1103 - being friends1104 - use of ROFL, LMAO, BRB1105 - being an attention whore1106 - being the first to comment on a persons journal 2 posts in a row or more1107 - bad html1108 - bad layout1109 - bad icon1202 - listening to horrible disgusting crappy ass music1203 - having a horrible disgusting crappy ass user name1204 - having WAY too many pictures in your fucking live journal1205 - stupid ass lj user picture1206 - having relationships with fat chick1207 - sexually confronting a fat chick1208 - opposing journalpatrol dictation1209 - actually giving a shit about politics, we should all be doing meth1302 - having an eCrush0187 - murder1303 - more than 5 colors in your hair1304 - saying you listen to bands but don't1305 - attending shows to which you don't listen to any bands of1306 - sexual activity with someone more than 7 older than you or 1 year younger1307 - pretending to play instruments that you do not1308 - tucking your penis1309 - the wearing of camo fabric

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	[102430; 12:44pm]
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