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Far exceeds
program requirements
Exceeds program
requirements
Meets program
requirements
Needs some
improvement
Does not meet minimum
requirements
IMPACT
Earth trembles when programs are conceived --
Changes universe over night
Programs move mountains when implemented --
Changes world totally over night
Organizations move to larger offices using program funds --
Regularly reports great progress on change programs
Programs stillborn --
Regularly changes office decor and layout
Programs abort before conception --
Programs tend to backfire and eliminate organization
TIMING
Changes implemented long before problem is thought to exist
Changes implemented faster than speed of thought
Changes implemented on time according to progress reports
Changes implemented when no longer needed
Staff unfamiliar with clocks and calendars
ADAPTABILITY
Has responsive program in all fields of human activity
Programs adapted immediately to establishment guidelines
Programs adapted immediately in anticipation of new fund sources
Programs revised daily in light of news headlines
Programs frequently adapted in support of competing organizations
COMMITMENT
Staff committed to total transformation of universe
Staff committed to prosyletizing all contacts
Staff primarily committed to their own survival in the organization
Staff commitments responsive to gifts and guidance from benefactors
Principal staff members tend to be committed for clinical care
PUBLIC RELATIONS
Programs smell good to all the people all the time
Programs smell good to sufficient people enough of the time
Programs smell OK if continuously disinfected by public relations
Staff confused and disheartened by program smell
Programs stink despite use of all program funds for public relations
ORGANIZATION
Recieves directives from God
Receives directives from unknown geniuses and social prophets
Staff strive continually to implement contradictory directives
Majority of staff unable to identify to whom they report or why they are employed
Staff unable to read or understand directives; activities confused with those of opposing organizations
REPUTATION
Walks with God
Annual report regularly wins international book award (fiction)
Annually cited for voluntary action award by political or social leader (ex-offico president of the organization)
Reputation carefully maintained by bribes to media
Staff members rejected by friends, family and pets
AFFILIATIONS
Affiliated to all known organizations, including itself
Contact considered by potential affiliates to be culmination of program activity
Increase in number of affiliqtes is principal policy concern of organization
Potential afiliates consider contact to be "kiss-of-death"
Organization's existence unknown to all, including membership