Natalieisms (original) (raw)

[Explaining to David what 'be yourself' means, in very inspirational terms. Ending with...] "So always stay exactly how you are: a horrible little boy."

Presented without context. "He's a British guy going around in a van, giving out ice cream. With bombs in it."

"What is that green juice?" "Mint Julep." "What is that?" "It's alcohol." "...God, Jim, you've gotta learn to cut off."

This post is mostly for my future reference, in case something happens and I need to remember how to do this again, but what the hell, someoneā€¦