Kaiba/Jounouchi Round Robin Ficcing Community (original) (raw)

Sorry for the delay. I wasn't able to get a hold of cheesecake0, so here is the next part.

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"Whadda mean there's no fucking fire escape?" Jounouchi hissed.

"We aren't in some shanty apartment complex; it isn't aesthetically pleasing to have rickety ladders hanging off eighth-story balconies. People use the stairs to exit," Kaiba spat back.

"Well, whatever. Just get some goddamn clothes on already."

He answered his cell as he heard Kaiba shuffling around behind him.

"Where the Hell are you guys?" he growled to the phone.

"You expect me to wear these?" the CEO intoned behind him.

Jounouchi turned back to see Kaiba dubiously holding up his soiled clothes. His eyes flicked at the disgusting stains before settling on the tantalizing, almost-hidden glances of Kaiba's crotch.

/Stop staring! Focus!/ his mind yelled as he outwardly groaned and turned his head away.

Even after spending so many months under Kaiba's employment, Jounouchi still couldn't get over how good the other looked. He had to admit that he'd felt that way from Day One of meeting the jerk in high school. He couldn't count the number of times where he'd been sidetracked on surveillance by Kaiba's face.

"We're on our way. We've just reached the stairs," a voice crackled over the phone.

"Well, hurry the fuck up! We're in room 8-820 and we've got a bunch of trigger-happy assholes trying to get in, and there's no other exit. I'll try to hold 'em off as long as I can," he finished and angrily ended the call.

He stuffed the phone in his pocket and checked out the gun he'd stolen off the Frenchman. It might have just enough bullets to get them though until the cavalry arrived, but he couldn't be sure. In the corner of his eye, he saw Kaiba nakedly searching the room.

"What the hell are you doing? Put on a robe!" Jounouchi growled.

"It's not here!" Kaiba growled back.

Jounouchi groaned to himself. /It must be in the closet outside. Dammit./

"Well, put on your boxers, then!"

Kaiba grumbled, but at least for once, did as he was told. It was almost as if he was reluctant to put clothes on, Jounouchi mused half-humorlessly.

Kaiba had stepped into the underwear and was wrapping a towel around his shoulders when the voice came again, from outside the hotel room.

"Housekeepi-"

There was an annoyed and muffled "Stop that!", a yelp, and then the main room's door slammed open.

"We know you're in here, punk! So why don't you just give up already and let us put a nice, shiny bullet through your boss' giant head?"

Jounouchi bit back the urge to shout "fuck you" in response, and instead looked around the bathroom for things to bolster the door. There was an ornate but sturdy vanity cabinet by the podium sink and it was thankfully not nailed into the floor. Jounouchi slid it as quickly and quietly to the bathroom door as he could. He crouched behind it and motioned for Kaiba to do the same.

Kaiba rolled his eyes, but complied. Apparently, tossing his cookies made him somewhat more compliant.

Jounouchi reached out and nudged Kaiba to get behind him and away from the glass shower wall in case it got shot at though the door. He felt Kaiba's still damp hand steady itself on his bicep.

"They ain't over here-"

"Maybe they're in the bathroom."

"Lets check it out."

A thump.

"Hey! I can't get it open!"

Suddenly, the whole door shook.

"Get it open, boys!"

More thumps, and Jounouchi pushed himself against the cabinet and door to defend against the onslaught. He wasn't sure how long he'd be able to keep them off.

Then, there were shouts and more thumps, but not against the door this time. The thuds quieted.

"Mr. Kaiba, Mr. Jounouchi! Are you two all right?"

"Yeah. Took you guys long enough," Jounouchi growled to them, through the door.

He unlocked it and started pushing the cabinet away as the security team pushed against the door on the other side. The sudden movement knocked him off his balance and he toppled over onto Kaiba, with one hand pressed against Kaiba's bare chest, the other pinning down his shoulder, and with their lips tantalizingly close.

"Uh. Sir?" a voice said to his left.

Jounouchi looked up to see several Kaiba Corp security guards looking at him dumbly. Kaiba's face went red and he roughly pushed the blond off of him. He fell back on his butt as the young CEO quickly stood up

"Room is secure, sir."

The thugs' bodies were strewn about the room, each with a healthy number of bullet holes in their chests and heads.

Kaiba stalked out to the main room and flung the closet open and wrapped a plush robe around himself before turning to his men.

"This does not happen again," he said, pointing an angry finger at them to emphasize him point. His glare stayed with them all night.

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