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on 18 August 2004 (#4232952)

Every Third Thought Shall Be My Migraine

Madison, Wisconsin, United States

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The Philosopher's Stone was believed to grant eternal life and to turn lead into gold. Alas, my Philosopher's Stone Soup turns gold back into lead -- a distinctly less profitable venture.

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All jokes herein are the work of Kevin L. Schwartz, better known to ljers as kvschwartz.

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