Too Lame for Lumos? (original) (raw)

Lameos Gift for bryonyraven	[Oct. 25th, 2006|02:48 pm]Too Lame for Lumos
[Tags|[lamezoid]:bryonyraven] [mood	mellow]Title: Little Shop of HorrorsAuthor: turtle_gooseRating: NC-17Pairing: Neville/GinnySummary: Neville is badly injured saving Ginny's life. Ginny feels guilty and oversees his return to health. She angsts over him loving Luna. He angsts over her loving Harry. Eventually the truth comes out. Smut ensues.Squicks: Well, coffee_n_cocoa mentioned that squicks probably weren't possible with N/G. I believed differently. :) Nothing seriously squicky, except for boundupbyplants!sex. Teehee.Author's Notes: I'm pretty proud of this, even though it's nothing compared to some of the fic I've read here. I really hope you like this, coffee_n_cocoa, even if it isn't overly squicky. Oh, sorry this took so long!*** ( Little Shop of HorrorsCollapse )
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Lameos gift for shocolate	[Oct. 22nd, 2006|09:59 pm]Too Lame for Lumos
Title: All Bets Are OffAuthor: quite_greyRating: RPairing(s)/Character(s): Harry/RonLength: One-shot (5148 words)Warnings: None that I can think of.Summary: Written for shocolate's bunny: Fred, George and Ginny have a bet on who can get Harry and Ron to admit they are more than friends....Notes: I'm soooo sorry this is so very late. A plethora of utter crap got in the way of this fic getting posted in a more timely manner, but I won't bore you all with the details. I just hope it's a little bit worth the wait (though it is tragically not as porny as I was hoping for). Thanks to my beta Rayvynwood, who stepped up to the plate when I was desperate, to sdkshelly for she knows what, and to xilaria for all her encouragement.Website: Grey's Fic IndexDisclaimer: This story is based on characters and situations created and owned by JK Rowling, various publishers including but not limited to Bloomsbury Books, Scholastic Books and Raincoast Books, and Warner Bros., Inc. No money is being made and no copyright or trademark infringement is intended. ( All Bets Are OffCollapse )
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Lameos gift for emeraldpen (Part One)	[Aug. 30th, 2006|12:10 am]Too Lame for Lumos
[Tags|[lamezoid]:emeraldpen, [lamezoid]:katjad, [pairing]:draco/harry] [mood	accomplished]Title: The Yellow HouseAuthor: causewaysRating: NC-17Pairing: Harry/DracoWord Count: 29,000Summary: Five years after the war, an assassin is after Draco Malfoy, and it's up to Harry Potter to protect him. DISCLAIMER: All characters, situations, etc. belong to J.K. Rowling. Some spells in this fic come from the movies, not the books, but all come from the Lexicon.Author's Notes: Written for emeraldpen, whose full request can be found here. Thanks to the marvelous actriz_k for the beta.( Part OneCollapse )
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Lameos gift for emeraldpen (Part Two)	[Aug. 30th, 2006|12:07 am]Too Lame for Lumos
[Tags|[lamezoid]:emeraldpen, [lamezoid]:katjad, [pairing]:draco/harry] [mood	accomplished]Title: The Yellow House (Part 2/3)Author: causewaysRating: NC-17Pairing: Harry/DracoWord Count: 29,000Summary: Five years after the war, an assassin is after Draco Malfoy, and it's up to Harry Potter to protect him. DISCLAIMER: All characters, situations, etc. belong to J.K. Rowling. Some spells in this fic come from the movies, not the books, but all come from the Lexicon.Author's Notes: Written for emeraldpen, whose full request can be found here. Thanks to the marvelous actriz_k for the beta.( Part TwoCollapse )
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Lameos gift for emeraldpen (Part Three)	[Aug. 30th, 2006|12:05 am]Too Lame for Lumos
[Tags|[lamezoid]:emeraldpen, [lamezoid]:katjad, [pairing]:draco/harry] [mood	accomplished]Title: The Yellow House (Part 3/3)Author: causewaysRating: NC-17Pairing: Harry/DracoWord Count: 29,000Summary: Five years after the war, an assassin is after Draco Malfoy, and it's up to Harry Potter to protect him. DISCLAIMER: All characters, situations, etc. belong to J.K. Rowling. Some spells in this fic come from the movies, not the books, but all come from the Lexicon.Author's Notes: Written for emeraldpen, whose full request can be found here. Thanks to the marvelous actriz_k for the beta.( Part ThreeCollapse )
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Lameos gift for j_folked	[Aug. 28th, 2006|10:52 pm]Too Lame for Lumos
[mood |artistic]Title: Sine qua non Author: dragon_charmerRating: R (for adult themes)Pairing(s): Harry/DracoPrompt: Requested by j_folked. Pairing: Harry/Draco. Bunny: Vampire!Harry. PWP. Definitely bloodplay. Squicks: None baby!Author’s Notes: Sorry this is so late and sorry it doesn’t really meet the requirements of the request. There is Vampire!Harry, but it doesn’t come close to being a PWP and although there is a little bloodplay, you might miss it if you blinked. ( Sine qua nonCollapse )
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Lameos gift for anoneknewmoose	[Aug. 10th, 2006|02:24 pm]Too Lame for Lumos
[Tags|[lamezoid]:anoneknewmoose, [lamezoid]:lilycat81, [pairing]:bill/harry/remus]Title: Scarred Author/Artist: lilycat81Rating: NC-17Pairing(s): Remus/Bill/HarryPrompt or Summary: anoneknewmoose requested: “Suprise me? Werewolf dominance struggles, bottom!Harry (though I'm not a fan of a wimpy bottom--he should still have a personality and push the tops a bit) or broken!Harry, UST, bondage, D/s, breathplay, leather (ZOMG collars), tattoos (especially sex!magical or just plain magical ones), piercings, Parselsmut, biting and dub-con are all love, as are fleshed out characters and alliteration...and crack. ;)”A/N: Thank you tamlane, for the gentle but thorough beta. ;) anoneknewmoose, I’m so sorry that I failed completely on a couple of your requests, but I think (or hope, more accurately) this is sort of what you had in mind. I think I got a moment or two of the alliteration and crack for you. I hope you enjoy it!**( Everyone said that it was a shame – that he’d been such a handsome young man before.Collapse )**All feedback will be noted and treasured. :)
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fic for hildigunnur	[Aug. 8th, 2006|12:33 am]Too Lame for Lumos
[Tags|[lamezoid]:hildigunnur, [lamezoid]:yura_slash, [pairing]:ron/sirius] [mood	anxious]Title: Pining for AnotherAuthor: yura_slashPairing(s): Sirius/RonRating: NC-17Warnings: Sex with a minor! Look out!!!!! Oh- and naughty language.Prompt: Requested by hildigunnur - I'll be fine with number of scenarios (usage of a time-turner, Alive!Sirius etc.) though my specific bunny calls out for it to happen during the summer of OotP at Grimmauld Place 12.A/N: My first time writing Sirius in a main role- I hope it works for you ^^; A broken laptop and Hogsmeade weekend over at H_E set me back a bit, so I'm sorry for the delay *ducks rocks* ( Pining for AnotherCollapse )
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lameos gift for fleshdress	[Aug. 7th, 2006|09:35 pm]Too Lame for Lumos
[Tags|[lamezoid]:fleshdress, [lamezoid]:pastelninja, [pairing]:lupin/sirius]Title:Remus would never get jealousArtist: pastelninjaRating: pg-13Pairing(s): Sirius/Remus, Sirius/James undertonesPrompt: MWPP-era, Remus is increasingly jealous of James and Sirius explains why he doesn't need to be. Fluff preferable. :)A/N: and let it be known across the land that I am horrible at giving things names. For fleshdress, I hope you like it!( Remus would never get jealousCollapse )
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Lameos gift for slytherinesq	[Aug. 7th, 2006|07:26 pm]Too Lame for Lumos
[Tags|[lamezoid]:ragdoll, [lamezoid]:slytherinesq, [pairing]:charlie/morag] [mood	eep!]Title: Playing With FireAuthor/Artist: ragdollRating: NC-17Pairing(s): Charlie Weasley/Morag MacDougalPrompt or Summary: for slytherinesq who asked to see:Charlie finally meets his match. Morag is dark, with anger control issues from uncaring parents. A Scottish-sensual-vixen... tamed by THE dragon tamer. Points for bdsm, burns, D/s and s&m. But also romantic as well.A/N: This was definitely a challenge for me since the Charlie-in-my-head tends to be a vanilla, just-get-in-there-and-do-it kind of boy. However, I think I pulled it off and managed to fulfill all of the requests -- although the burns refused to be anything but unsexy and dragon-inflicted. Thanks to katesque for several very good ideas and help when I was stuck, to Jedi Master sneaky8 who beta’d, taught me to “embrace the cheese” and pushed me to make this a better story and to kabal42 who served as both beta and as trusty technical advisor. Title courtesy Mick & Keefer, who probably wrote the book on putting uppity girlies in their place. Assorted Scottish curses courtesy of this place.And points to anyone who gets the Healer Ishay joke.Warnings: Dubious consent, bondage, dominance & submission, and spanking. If symptoms persist for more than four hours, please consult a Healer.Word count: 3600 (give or take a few)( The general consensus amongst the men who worked at Garboave (not to mention several of the women) was that the only enjoyable way to have Morag MacDougal would be if she were gagged and bound.Collapse )
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lameos gift for inell	[Aug. 7th, 2006|02:37 pm]Too Lame for Lumos
[Tags|[lamezoid]:inell, [lamezoid]:thistlerose, [pairing]:hermione/kingsley]Title: This Extra Few Feet in My BedAuthor/Artist: ThistleroseRating: RPairing(s) : Kingsley/Hermione, past Ron/HermionePrompt or Summary: inell's bunny was "Post-War. Working together with a growing awareness/attraction. Can be any rating. Just something sexy and romantic."Word Count: 2,400A/N: Many thank yous to my wonderful proofreaders, secondsilk and ragdoll.( He caught her looking at him, and gave a faint smile. She smiled back and felt something small and warm flutter in her belly. It was the punch, she thought, and the surprise of seeing him after talking with Ginny.Collapse )
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Lameos gift for ficlette - Part two	[Aug. 7th, 2006|07:56 pm]Too Lame for Lumos
[Tags|[lamezoid]:ficlette, [lamezoid]:sarka, [pairing]:draco/harry] [mood	accomplished]Title: House Colours - Part twoAuthor: sarka (Previously known as Miss Pince)Rating: R (for language mostly)Pairing: Draco Malfoy/Harry Potter – mentions of Ginny/Dean and Neville/Luna.Warnings: AU. Prompt or Summary: ficlette said: I will infinitely love anyone who can pull off a good Slytherin!Harry/Gryffindor!Draco. Honestly. Kinks include: possessiveness, jealousy, ties, and secrecy.Word Count: 12,800 words. Yeah, I know. *blushes* A/N: The Bunny That Ate My Brain. ficlette, I didn’t get most of your kinks, but I hope you like this anyway. I moved one more character between houses, in order to get my idea to work. I owe a debt of gratitude to hildigunnur for sticking with me throughout, making suggestions and correcting my grammar. Also, thanks to salixbabylon for the miraculous beta. House Colours, Part One.( House Colours, Part TwoCollapse )
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Lameos gift for ficlette - Part One	[Aug. 7th, 2006|06:22 pm]Too Lame for Lumos
[Tags|[lamezoid]:ficlette, [lamezoid]:sarka, [pairing]:draco/harry] [mood	accomplished]Title: House Colours - Part OneAuthor: sarka (Previously known as Miss Pince)Rating: R (for language mostly)Pairing: Draco Malfoy/Harry Potter – mentions of Ginny/Dean and Neville/Luna.Warnings: AU. Prompt or Summary: ficlette said: I will infinitely love anyone who can pull off a good Slytherin!Harry/Gryffindor!Draco. Honestly. Kinks include: possessiveness, jealousy, ties, and secrecy.Word Count: 12,800 words. Yeah, I know. *blushes* A/N: The Bunny That Ate My Brain. ficlette, I didn’t get most of your kinks, but I hope you like this anyway. I moved one more character between houses, in order to get my idea to work. I owe a debt of gratitude to hildigunnur for sticking with me throughout, making suggestions and correcting my grammar. Also, thanks to salixbabylon for the miraculous beta. ( House Colours, Part OneCollapse )
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Lameos gift for katjad	[Aug. 5th, 2006|07:42 pm]Too Lame for Lumos
[Tags|[lamezoid]:hildigunnur, [lamezoid]:katjad, [pairing]:ron/viktor]Title: Life is Like a Box of Bulgarian Bon-BonsAuthor/Artist: hildigunnurRating: RPairing: Viktor Krum/Ron WeasleyPrompt or Summary: causeways requested: Post-Hogwarts, post-war. Ron runs into Krum in Bulgaria, gets trashed and confesses the massive hero-worship thing he had for Krum during fourth year. (More movie-canon than book-canon, but shhh...) Word Count: ~2600A/N: Much love to sarka for the beta. causeways, I do hope you like it. I did turn Ron's feelings into something more than hero-worship but that's where the story wanted to go. I've also abused couple of film quotes for humour purposes, you'll probably know them when you see them. Rakia, an alcoholic beverage mentioned in the story, is a traditional Bulgarian plum brandy.( Life is Like a Box of Bulgarian Bon-BonsCollapse )
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Lameos gift for moonlight_tryst	[Aug. 4th, 2006|01:53 pm]Too Lame for Lumos
[Tags|[lamezoid]:fiere, [lamezoid]:luciology, [pairing]:draco/harry]Title: Aurors* Artist: fiereRating: G/PG (depending on your imagination)Pairing: Draco/HarryPrompt: Harry is an Auror and a widower (wifey could be killed during the war or as a revenge attack) so he's now married to the job. The case he is working on requires a specialist from the continent in a certain field. Enter Draco (who was smuggled to Europe after the HBP), married but in the process of getting a divorce - not sure from who. The two men need to work together to solve the mystery - would love to see much snark & UST before they finally 'get it on' in some form or other. A/N: One look at the rating will tell you which stage in their relationship I chose (snark & UST rather than getting it on), haha. Hopefully you still like it even though there's a complete lack of porn 8)( AurorsCollapse )*My creativity was used up doing the actual drawing, so I apologise for the lamo title!
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I'm confused.	[Aug. 4th, 2006|05:43 pm]Too Lame for Lumos
[**mood** |confused]Which is typical, but maybe someone can help me out.As I've posted the entries, I've been saving them to my memories in a 'lameos_maxius' folder. I was just scanning the folder to see if I missed saving any, and making sure that smutty art is friends locked, when I clicked on an entry titled - "lameos gift for regulusa". Then entry was deleted.[insert gasp and furrowed brow of confusion here]I can't recall what the entry was (that's actually why I clicked it--to see if it was art or fic).I went back to the master list to look up regulusa's prompts and none of them ring a bell. Although, I've read a lot of fic in the past week (and the heat has been melting my brain).If you've deleted this entry, or know about this deletion, please to be explaining so I can cancel my reservation at the loony bin. Thanks.ETA: I've figured out who wrote the deleted fic. Have sent an email hoping for clarification.
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