The Old Lady of the Great Lakes (original) (raw)

2:12p

Merry Christmas!! I just wanted to say Merry Christmas to everyone, and I hope everyone has a good holiday season, whatever you celebrate.

Our pastor told a cute story in church this morning. A little girl was getting a check up at the doctor (pediatrician, but I can't spell that). Anyway, he looked in her ear and said, "Is Big Bird in there?" And the girl said "NO!" very emphatically.

The doctor looked in her mouth and said, "Is the Cookie Monster down there?" And again, the little girl said "NO!"

Then the doctor put the stethescope (SP?) to her chest and asked, "Is Barney in there?" And the little girl put her hand on her chest and said, "No, Jesus is in my heart! Barney is on my underwear!"

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