No Life It All The Time, Every Time (original) (raw)

wilbur, tasked with entertaining grian's chat: *flounders and eventually tells a joke about nuns trying to drink*

grian, sounding incredibly betrayed: i trusted you

I think the best part is how there were so many possible punchlines he could’ve ended his joke with, yet he chose to end his joke in the awkwardest way possible XD

They called her a bad omen…

The Scarlet Pearl, insane, crazy dog lady. They said she had evil in her heart. They said she only brought death and destruction.

When all she wanted was a friend.

It is so incredibly satisfying to see Pearl win Double Life! Even after everyone was against her, she made it through to the end and got her revenge! Very big rip to the boat boys, desert duo, and gossip girls, but to be fair Pearl deserves the world.

Can’t wait for the next series!

Joel twerking on the Warden’s grave though-

Poor Pearl, always being blamed for things that happen around her (T ^ T)

SCAR WITH THE MLG OH MY GOSH

It just goes to show, no matter what color Grian is on, do not be deceived. He is always red.

blood for the blood grain

last life grian keeps becoming more and more technoblade

He even said “Not even close” this session!

Tango in chat: We have a Tango dispenser. It just dispenses lives… APPARENTLY!@#$%

My sister is a comedic genius

GRIAN’S REALLY GASLIGHT, GATEKEEP, AND GIRLBOSSING AROUND THE RED NAMES, ISN’T HE?