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I hope you're happy, now you've hurt your cause forever. I hope you think you're clever!	[Jul. 29th, 2007|07:43 am]Matt and Jen's (Fake) Wedding Guestbook
[**Current Mood** |worried]Now that you're choosing this. I hope it brings you bliss. I really hope you get it and you don't live to regret it. I hope you're happy in the end, my friend.But Jen, listen to me. Just say you're sorry. You can still be with the Wizard. It's what you've worked and waited for. You can have all you ever wanted. Think it over.Glinda
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Greetings Young Earth Couple	[Jul. 28th, 2007|06:03 pm]Matt and Jen's (Fake) Wedding Guestbook
Matthew & Jennifer,Thank you for your help retrieving the All Spark from Megatron. Your bravery showed us Autobots just how heroic Humans can be. We will be unable to attend your wedding as we must continue to hide in plan sight from the Earth public. Also, I'm jewish and cannot travel on the Sabbath.May freedom be with you.Optimus Prime
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Bllooooooooooooooooggggg	[Jul. 27th, 2007|07:41 pm]Matt and Jen's (Fake) Wedding Guestbook
[Current Mood |coked up]I hope Sept 22 comes here FAST Matt! I may put the Phil Hartman Curse on you too! You're the next one to die!Love,Andy
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Woo-Hoo!	[Jul. 27th, 2007|06:57 pm]Matt and Jen's (Fake) Wedding Guestbook
[**Current Mood** |bored]Hey Man,Grats on the wedding and shit. But damn man, if you're getting hitched, who's going to be my dance partner at Banana Hoes?XoXo,Your Billy Boy
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Best Wishes!	[Jul. 27th, 2007|06:07 pm]Matt and Jen's (Fake) Wedding Guestbook
[**Current Mood** |giddy]Jen,Great news on your upcoming wedding. I hope you and Matt are very happy together. But if he gives you any trouble, just give me a call and I'll kick his ass for you.Sincerely yours,Vern Troyer(aka Mini-Me)
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