lemagnifique - Profile (original) (raw)
LEMAGNIFIQUE.
Yeah, yeah, another fucking rating community.
But have you noticed lately that most of these communities suck alot of ass?
Aren't they always asking you about abortion and shit?
Who the fuck wants to talk about that?
This community is much different.
Go on, apply.
RULES:
1. No nudie pictures. We don't want to see that.
2. Put forth a little effort to make your application eye-pleasing. (i.e. don't have it all fucking centered in the middle of the page, or squashed together. fuckface.)
3. If you don't have pictures, don't apply. Asshole.
4. Please only comment on your own application, and try not to respond to every single vote you get. It's fucking annoying.
5. Put your whole application under an LJ-cut.
6. Make the subject of your entry "French is for fuckers."
7. Members can vote howeverly harshly and honestly they want on incoming applicants. Actually, it's encouraged. New members will be stamped (accepted/rejected) by me (rockefellar) when they either get enough votes, or if I just want to fucking stamp them.
Please promote this community around so it will get some members!
APPLICATION:
Part 1 : General info.
Name:
Age:
Sex:
Location:
Boys or girls?:
What've you got on your walls?:
Part 2 : Your tastes.
(list as many as you want.)
Bands/singers:
Albums:
Songs:
Movies:
Books:
Actors:
Actresses:
Comedians:
Artists:
TV shows:
Video games:
Cuss words:
Breakfast cereal:
Part 3 : 20 QUESTIONS.
1. What the hell do you want to do with your life?:
2. What's your favorite dog breed?:
3. Was Frasier gay?:
4. What do you hate more than anything?:
5. If you could shack up with anyone for one night, who'd it be?:
6. What animal just really fucking sucks?:
7. If you could magically be able to do one thing really well, without having to learn how, what'd you choose?:
8. If you could kill one person and get away with it, who'd it be & why their lucky ass?:
9. If you could go to the movies and see one film with one person, dead or alive, who would it be, what would you see, and why?:
10. Name someone who is just inherently, effortlessly rad:
11. How'd you pick your username? Yeah, what the hell does it mean?:
12. Have you ever seen Pet Sematary? Did it scare you?:
13. Who would win in a catfight between Captain Planet & Aquaman?:
14. What's a really lame movie that made you cry?:
15. All you kids want to write a novel. So tell us what the fuck it's going to be about:
16. Give us a full track listing of a mix-tape you'd make for a certain theme. (Examples: breaking up, road trip, your first homicide, obsession..)
17. What do you think about conformity?:
18. Don't you think they should bring back early 90's Nickelodeon? Weren't those just good fucking times?:
19. Promote us to one community and post the link:
20. Choose one of the mods and stroke our ego with some compliments:
Part 4 : Photo-mania.
(please don't make these pictures super-super large or badly resized.)
Post a picture guarunteed to make us laugh, giggle, or piss our pants:
Post a picture that reminds you of the word "tupperware:"
Post a picture of something (not a person/animal) that is really beautiful to you:
Post a picture of something (not a person/animal) that is really ugly to you:
Finally, post 3+ pictures of yourself.
THAT'S THE END.
OK. i made it really, really easy for you fuckers.
all you need to do is copy and paste the application from this little box, and the questions are nice and bolded for you.
MODS
rockefellar
AIM: flamingo stew
starlux
AIM: le stellaire
ACCEPTED MEMBERS
01indigo_go
02amer_i_can
03_notxyourxstar
04
gela262
05amour_eternel
06daydreaming89
07tiara_tremor
08crazykidben
09_glassofwater
10britanikareeves
11shatterhearts
12abattoirnoises
13thatrachaelgirl
14lovely_letdown
15pink_dinosaur
16fake_french_
17gookalockgeek
18ggnorebbqxtreme
REJECTED FUCKSvixen_junemadameglam_rockout