Skate to Hell (2026) (original) (raw)
Synopsis
A group of teenagers steal a supernatural skateboard owned by Satan's son. Now the devil wants it back.
Cast
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This is major Best of the Worst material. Howard’s introduction, melting a woman and giving a man severe diarrhoea, only to drink it up mentioning that butt juice is his favourite, was the highlight of the whole film sadly. The gore was unexpected, and never reached it again. So many things going on at once, you’re trying to remember what is Hell and Earth. Dialogue is hilarious, all the Hell puns and even a “just do it” Shia LaBeouf reference. Highly entertaining, and a massive laugh.
A Shawn C. Phillips masterpiece.
Started out like a Evil Bong 1, 2 and 3 experience but sadly ended up being an Evil Bong 4, 5, 6, 7 and 8 experience.
Poster is false.
What the actual hell did I just watch, Skate to Hell. Stupid and goofy and all the other adjectives you can think of but I knew what I was getting into has the director some of the recent Amityville movies. Some low bloody effects as you live your bloody personal hell that the board takes you to.
This was.. something. Oddball / bathroom humor, some silly, gory ass effects, and a group of people and everyone they know, seemingly, throwing together this tale of the son of Satan's demonic skateboard. A couple of surprising (and not so surprising) faces. There were some, I can only call them skits contained loosely around that skateboard plot, that gave me a chuckle, but mostly we were just sitting there like.. what? Lol
Looking at the director's other films, I really should've been more prepared but the poster lured me in. So deceptive lol
Skateboard helmet of compressed bones
I came for Kristy Adams and should've left after her role was done. Instead I can't help but still support local talent Shaun C Phillips, who has his formula of good makeup and practical EFX mixed with juvenile humor down to a T. Sadly, I can't fault him for this because he always has inspired casts and keeps on making flicks. Good for him. I want more Kristy
So bad that its bad.
You know, its healthy every once in a while to stroll down the B-Movie aisle to see how things are going, even if it costs you a bit of your sanity lmao. Its good to see the medium still wacky and corny as ever while also supplying some familiar faces as well. Even one of my twitter mutuals was in this 😭
But yea this was as weird and goofy as youd expect, but with some lowkey decent practical effects at some parts. But i think it overstays its welcome after a while bc the jokes and gags are more miss than hit and theres so many side stories I could barely stay afloat.
Check it out if you ever need a solid time to kill.
Oscar nominee Eric Roberts is the guard of the bike
Crowdfunded disaster of a film that comes courtesy of director/co-writer/co-star/internet personality Shawn C. Phillips(DESERT FIENDS,AMITYVILLE KAREN,THEATRE OF THE DERANGED)that is basically a low budgeted celebrity fest(as were the likes of DESERT FIENDS and CHEER BLOODY MURDER[a.k.a.:SCREAM BLOODY MURDER]) that is populated by many genre actors and actresses that include the likes of Eric Roberts,Todd Bridges,Mason Reece,Robert Carradine,(ex-porn star)Jenna Jameson(as a nun),James Duval,(the film's co-producer)Nicole Butler Vegas,(Richard's daughter) Lorelei Linklatter,Lisa Wilcox,Ellen Dietz,Brett Wagner,Scoot Schwartz,(TERRIFIER 2's Clown Cafe singer) Leah Voysey,(POLTERGEIST[1982]'s) Oliver Robins,Spenser Breslin,(TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE[1974]'S Grandpa)John Dugan,Robert LaSardo(as the Devil),and Sebastian Bach alongside the film's lead stars Riley Wade Chase and Elizabeth Chamberlain.
This idiotic travesty of a film also involves a demonic skateboard that causes all-out mayhem and gory deaths,for I hope that the film's name value cast all got paid really,really good for appearing(for an easy paycheck) in this majorly titanic celluloid mess.
I NEED to see Leather Tits! I probably should have known exactly what I was getting into the second I saw Shawn C. Phillips name on this thing, but even then this somehow went way beyond expectations in the weirdest way possible. Pure chaotic energy from start to finish, built around a cursed skateboard, satanic nonsense, and a whole lot of off the wall humor that rarely takes a second to breathe. The concept honestly sounds awesome on paper, but the execution is all over the place and never really locks into anything consistent.
One of the wildest parts of this movie is the cast. You have names like Eric Roberts, Robert Carradine, and even Todd Bridges popping up, along…
Let's say you and I were hanging out and I mentioned that I had recently watched the movie Skate to Hell and you had never heard of it before.
What? How? Impossible!
...as soon as I open my mouth with any mention of plot details about people riding a skateboard that transports them to hell, actors that star in this film, like Spencer Breslin, getting stabbed in the stomach with a skateboard or maybe even Eric Roberts who stands in the background being drunk at a homeless shelter (for example, there's many more) or the fact that John Carpenter doesn't do much directing nowadays and mostly sticks to playing video games, so he's "lazy and washed up" being a main plot device throughout this skateboarding in hell movie...
...well, you might just think I'm lying....but buddy, do I have some news for you!!!
What a weird fucking cast. At least Eric Roberts doesn’t phone it in. Same with the Troll 2 kid.