The Life of a Canadian Composer Wolf (original) (raw)

10:02a

I just saw the most perverted thing on TV... Tickle Me Elmo... Seriously. They were showing it at the end of Canada AM (one of my fave morning shows, for those who don't know). They switched it on and, I lie to you not, it started vibrating like it were having an orgasm, then it's right arm (only the right one) started swinging up and down like it was masturbating, then it fell over laughing with its head between its legs (you figure out what it was doing).

This, combined with Lycan's pic of Santa's Spa at the Mall, explains why children are getting such dirty minds. I tells ya.

Current Mood: amused