| I saw a deer get shot by a highway patrolman on the way to work the other dayeveryone slowed down to watch the showI wasn’t sure the cop was going to do it at firstbut I still turned off my radio to hear the popit wasn’t an instant killthe deer just looked kind of drunkthen slowly laid its head down in the red snowradiator's busted, ordered a new onejust when you think you can save up a few buckslets raise a glass to perpetual pessimismgot a snow day at leastI stayed inside this afternoon and read comicsjust remember, love is a sexually transmitted diseasehappy Valentines day everyone |
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