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proud new member!i hate chain letters. my cousin always sends them to me but i thought this was kinda cool. sorta has to do with guys.Women are like apples on trees. The best ones are at the top of the tree. Men don't want to reach for the good ones because they are afraid of falling and getting hurt. Instead, they just get the rotten apples from the ground that aren't as good, but easy. So the apples at the top think something is wrong with them, when in reality, THEY'RE amazing. They just have to wait for the right man to come along, the one who's brave enough to climb all the way to the top of the tree.ya i guess im just sorta sayin. picky is good. then wont be seen as "rotten apple"
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Subject:HOMELESS & HOPEFUL Posted by:__procession. Time:1:50 pm. Mood: hopeful.
buenos días a todos! (my apologies for the cross-post)if you are able to help me in this endeavor, PLEASE DO. DOES ANYONE HAVE A WESTSIDERENTALS.COM USER NAME AND PASSWORD I COULD USE?? my amazing and wonderful brother is currently living under the tyranny which is my father and step-mother. the situation is really severe, and he needs to move out.if you could help, both he and i'd be SO APPRECIATIVE! you can contact me at elanjunk@hotmail.com or hipsterbeats@livejournal.comthank you!!
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where the hell is everybody? out getting laid? i thought...i thought yall are strong!?
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Subject:fucking finally Posted by:__procession. Time:10:17 pm. Mood:enthralled.
there is hope out there. there's a guy...and he even likes sarah mclachlan. go figure.vroooom vroooom!*spark*
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Subject:olly olly oxen free! Posted by:__procession. Time:4:23 pm.
ad in the personals section:A tall, well-built man with greatreputation, who can wail on the b-ass, who appreciates a good fuc-schia garden, bebop n blues,and tal-king without resorting to melodrama.But please completely disregard lines 2 and 4.
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