Mister Writer, Why Don't You Tell it Like it Is? (original) (raw)

This is where callmejude will be keeping all of her writings, most of which will be fanfiction. Due to the fact that I always forget to mark each story individually, let me say now:

ANY AND ALL CHARACTERS OR SETTINGS I USE DO NOT BELONG TO ME UNLESS OTHERWISE SPECIFIED.

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Title: Mine
Pairing: Hermann/Newton
Rating: NC-17
Summary: written for the prompt "While messing around in the lab, Newt comes into contact with some weird kaiju thing that causes him to start lactating. Being Newt, he's probably morbidly fascinated, but soon realizes it's probably not a good idea to be working with toxic things and leaking everywhere, so he finds a way to suppress it.

Except then he gets all swollen and sore and, once he's more or less at his wit's end, he begs Hermann to... "help him out", so to speak."

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Title: And We Are Beginning
Pairing: Hermann/Newton
Rating: PG
Summary: written for the prompt "Between Stacker sending an alrready injured Newt to Hannibal and Newt arriving on the streets of Hong Kong, there is a period in which a quite shaken Hermann, who is still shocked by how close Newt has come to frying his own brain, becomes quite clingy and tells Newt not to go.

The argument of "Stacker ordered it" finally makes Hermann give in, but still, dude, Newt had no idea Hermann could be this scared for him!"
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Title: People Might Laugh at Your Tattoos
Pairing: Hermann/Newt
Rating: NC-17
Summary: It's armor.
A/N: Because one piece like this apparently wasn't enough and I really wanted to title a Pacific Rim fic after this line in Amy AKA Spent Gladiator 1 so like
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Title: Don't Jump Your Turn
Pairing: Hermann/Newt
Rating: PG
Summary: Follow-up to "Watching You Run"
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Title: Watching You Run
Pairing: Newton/Hermann
Rating: PG-13
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Title: Into a White and Soundless Place
Pairing: Newton/Hermann
Rating: NC-17
Summary: written for the kink meme prompt: "In most of the fics I've read for this pairing, Newt is the one kind of driving the relationship. I'd like to see the opposite. Something where Hermann is the one who courts Newt/flaunts their relationship/asks Newt to stay with him."
A/N: somehow this became a sequel to this fic. I'm sorry, I don't mean to force all my stuff on people but I actually was kinda proud of how that one turned out and felt it needed more to it. Which is rare, I hate writing sequels.
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Title: Bear Your Neighbor's Burden Within Reason
Pairing: Newton/Hermann
Rating: PG
Summary: written for the kink meme prompt: "Hermann's cane ends up being lost/broken. Until he can get a replacement, he has to (reluctantly) rely on Newt to get around. Cue them wandering around arm in arm. It starts off annoying and a little embarrassing at first, but they soon settle into a routine that even when Hermann finally gets a new cane, they find hard to break."
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Title: After the Rockets Calm
Pairing: Newton/Hermann
Rating: PG
Summary: written for the kink meme prompt: "The morning after Newt and Hermann sleep together for the first time, Hermann comes over all ridiculously British and can't cope with the intimacy and loss of inhibition. Newt is having none of that nonsense and tells him to quit fussing and come back to bed for snuggles."
A/N: Kelty stop writing Hermann/Newt fics as the sun comes up it's starting to be weird.
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Title: I'm Glad We Got Burned (Think of All the Things We Learned)
Pairing: Newton/Hermann
Rating: PG-13
Summary: written for the kink meme prompt: "While recording himself the first time he went to drift with the kaiju brain, Newt said something along the lines of "and Hermann, if I'm dead, in which case it's YOUR fault and HA, I STILL win!" I want fic of Hermann finding this particular recording and being really upset that Newt's potential last message to him could have involved blaming him for his death, even in a non-serious fashion. So he goes to find Newt. Because Newt has some explaining to do.
A/N: I wrote that other one and then was like "hey but what if in all the commotion Hermann didn't find the recording until after the events of the movie? How would that change things? Apparently it changes them a lot, so I wrote about it.
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Title: They Say It's Your Birthday
Pairing: Hermann/Newt
Rating: PG
Summary: for the kink meme prompt: These two have worked together for many years, and obviously have had to continue working through special occasions, including their birthdays. I know they strongly disliked each other, but deep down they are good friends and I'd love to see anything (slashy or friendshippy) showing how they acknowledge or celebrate birthdays. I'm betting Newt is secretly into baking and Hermann comes in one day on his birthday not expecting anyone to even know, only to find a Kaiju shaped cake on his desk with a sparkler or a candle stuck messily in the centre. Or or or Newt comes in on his 30th birthday and he's like depressed and absurdly quiet for the day cause he's not ready to be that old and Hermann realizes why he's being all docile so he takes off at lunch only to return with pizza and stuff to cheer Newt up and celebrate his birthday. OR YOU KNOW ANYTHING YOU WANT.
A/N: 4am and I have got to stop meeting like this.
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