| Things My Significant Other Will Do1) never sport a Speedo2) play with my hair3) watch cartoons with me4) forgive me for saying ya'll even though I'm from New Jersey5) listen to me sing6) teach me how to play the guitar7) laugh when he finds out I took 7 years of piano and can pretty much only play "Don't Cry for Me Argentina"8) make me mix CD's9) appreciate the fact that I am a quick shopper10) let me cook11) like my family12) hate cats13) love the beach14) like and/or put up with my Peanuts, Calvin and Hobbes, Kevin Smith movies, and Mark Hoppus obsessions15) sing along to cheesy ballads (i.e. Celine Dion)16) let me cut his hair17) kiss me in public18) give long hugs19) tell me I look cute when i sport a "Jersey ponytail" before going to bed20) let me cry21) hold my hand and squeeze it when I'm scared22) never lick my ear23) be sarcastic24) laugh at my license and/or ID photo25) make my stuffed animals talk on occasion26) enjoy the 80's27) not be afraid to cry28) be afraid of some things29) kill spiders for me30) let me have time alone31) be creative with gift giving32) bathe regularly33) play with puppies34) write bad poetry for me35) let me give him back rubs and understand when I say massages hurt me36) enjoy my patterned socks37) be able to put up with my iPod ADD38) put up with my useless knowledge39) realize I can spell and get pissed when "you're" and "your" get messed up40) think jazz is cool41) not feel bad when I call Mark Hoppus a hottie42) let me play with his hair43) let me write bad poetry about his44) let me wear cool shoes45) let me joke around with his parents46) open the door for me (See: A bronx tale)47) find Jason Lee hilarious48) pepper his conversations with dude49) make fun of Fred Durst50) call me a dumb blonde and then smile 51) let me bring him chicken soup when he is sick52) take pictures with me53) love Grover from Sesame Street54) throw popcorn at me 55) wrestle with me56) believe Britney Spears has fake boobs57) think Country music is funny58) watch SNL, Kids in the Hall, The Simpsons, and Whose Line is it Anyway 59) teach me how to snowboard60) never hit me61) never hit on my friends62) never intentionally hurt me63) call me sometimes to say hello64) be ok if we don't talk for a few days65) smile when he picks up the phone and I'm on the other line66) chill with his friends and let me chill with mine67) think Van Gogh is cool68) read those things called "books"69) let me read his issues of Maxim70) frighten small children if the time comes where it should be done71) make smiley faces in the foggy bathroom mirror72) play practical jokes on me73) be my best friend74) sing Happy Birthday to me in public really cheesily75) never do drugs76) play video games with my brother77) play video games with me and not be pissed I beat them:)78) think hamsters are cool79) play Jeopardy along with the TV80) be witty81) never sport a mullet82) never sport a monobrow83) never say "what the dilly"84) help me rollerblade and not look like a fool85) enjoy Christmas86) like baseball87) never sport high waters88) never shave his eyebrow, a la, Vanilla Ice89) laugh at Vanilla Ice90) enjoy Behind the Music91) think MTV has gotten suckier with the advent of Carson Daly92) like Drew Barrymore93) know another language94) know Op-Talk (top hop i sop i sop fop u nop!)95) like Daria96) never join a cult97) like cheese98) let me speed99) never say in an austin power's voice "do i make you horny baby?" and mean it100) make me swoon to be continued.... |
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