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cross-posted from my own journal:

so alex sent me an email this afternoon saying that he just wanted to be friends. he wrote that he always thought that we were "just friends." he said that he didn't want to get into a "dangerous relationship." wtf???? so i replied with this:

if you had wanted to be "just friends," you should have thought about that before you pulled your pants down. i'm not a slut, alex. i don't just randomly sleep with people. in fact, i was a virgin before we fucked. i liked you a lot. i really started to care about you. obviously though, i was just some slut, right? and how dare you say that i was "dangerous." i'm not trying to appear arrogant, but, alex, i was the best thing that ever happened to you. i didn't think that at first, but then other people actually had me believing that for a while. if you have anything else to say, say it. keep in mind though, that right now you officially pasted the asshole mark a while ago. if you're tired of making excuses and attempting to save your sorry hide, then good. you're ready to go fuck yourself.

sincerely, catherine

ps. when a girl doesn't orgasm, that means you're doing something wrong. next time you just randomly screw someone and leave her hanging, remember that so that she can at least have something to remember you by.

it sounds bitchy, but i let him off pretty easy if you ask me. oh, i just realized that i made a typo too. i put "pasted" instead of "past." oh well. he's not worthy of proper spelling/grammar. he doesn't even deserve my worst.

<---- i think i could have been bitchier after re-reading it.