You Can't Do It Alone... (original) (raw)

I give you Greer Cassidy's Evil Twin.

Of note:

Greer at a glance: Favorite Sport: Skeet shooting; glass-hurling; marriage Likes: Revenge; satin; Capri and Acapulco; men who wear flannel; champagne and caviar; mink; turbans; mink turbans; oil; torturing those of a lower social station; yelling; hissing; blackmail.
Dislikes: Cotton; people who don't have penises; being falsely accused of murder; Moldavians; blackmail. Favorite Food: Olives; caviar; sex Memorable quotes: No one takes me to the cleaners AND to bed in the same night!!!"

Interests: theatre, shopping, dancing, fashion related activities,

chocolate chai shakes, big jewelry, limelight eyeshadow by lancome, wellies, The OC, sleeping in, tote bags, pointy toed flats, Shakespeare, music, modern dance, Post-its, biting my nails, poetry, Chicago, blistex medicated chapstick, the green four plus one, writing, working out, turquoise cowboy boots, huge jewerly, brillant brunette shampoo and conditioner, air klines, sushi, anything vintage, spooning, fall leaves, ballet sweaters, and diet coke. What I found creepy is that she's Northwestern Class of '08, a Theatre major and a Legal Studies minor.

(Or maybe I'm just totally bored on my week off)