Mahopacians (original) (raw)

Below are the 20 most recent journal entries recorded inMahopacians' LiveJournal:

Thursday, April 21st, 2005

w00t I went to the mall with Lizzy tonight at 6:30. We went into the bookstore and read the puberty books Rande and Cynthia got in trouble for reading yesterday. :-* I had to call Rande up to ask what it was called. It's such a stupid book. It had diagrams of penises in them and it was so fucked up. "First erection certificate" WHAT THE FUCK?!

So yeah, after that, Lizzy and I went into Spencer's and I got a Led Zeppelin shirt for myself; and I went into Hot Topic and got my brother's gift for him. :-*
When I was paying, this gothic bitch asked me if I wanted a "Hot Topic Card" and I said "UM WOW NO" and that bitch got serveddddddd.

Then we went into FYE and yes, that's right, BOTH LIZZY AND I got Led Zeppelin Greatest Hits albums. :-*

I'm so fucking tired between walking to Rande's and walking around the mall.

Current Mood: blah

11:54 pm
[shakeitbrother]

WOW I just got back from Rande's house 14 minutes ago. I walked twice. I went there the first time to see where he lived. I didn't knock on the door because I wasn't sure if it was his house. I go back home, I call him and I say "Rande, your dog is outside and she has a purple collar on." "omg you went to my house." This time, I walked back to his house with a phone and when I got there I called him and I said "Rande, go outside" and he goes outside and we talk for like two hours. Shake It Brother is away at 3:28:37 PM.
Shake It Brother returned at 5:00:02 PM.
That's from when I went away to when I returned. :-*

Rande watched the videos on my camera. Heh, these old people live near him and the old lady came home and she honked the horn for her husband to open the garage door. I swear, it was the funniest thing ever. :-*
We called up Bobby and talked to him. Rinkles (Rande's dog) is like, stupid because she kept going near the electric fence. Then she was biting me. :(

I see that Lizzy's at her dad's house. I want to go to the mall with her tonight. I need to buy my brother a t-shirt for his birthday next Wednesday.

Today at like, 9:00AM I had to goo get my passport thing. Then I went out places but I stayed in the car the whole time and listened to Led Zeppelin. This huge bitch (I bet she's Jewish) was staring at me because I was blasting Hots On For Nowhere. She was complaining to someone over the phone and she had a headset thing which made her look like as if she was talking to herself. Hahaha OCD.
Last night I called up Motorola and I'm getting a new IMfree. The bastards.

k bye. :-*

Current Mood: Tired.

Wednesday, April 20th, 2005

11:14 pm
[shakeitbrother]

nigga 1. I'm Christian: Yes.
2. I love the movie Gone With the Wind: Fuck no.
3. Summer has gone by WAY too fast: k whatever.
4. My friends say I have a spam fetish: Yes.
5. I like going to baseball games: Only my cousin's.
6. I'm probably one of the worst bowlers ever: um wow.
7. In fact, I have gotten six gutterballs in a row: No.
8. Two with bumpers: Yes.
9. I like hugs: Jesus loves hugs.
10. Relient K rocks my face off: wtf
11. I like concert shirts: um...
12. I am not photogenic: True.
13. And the people who look great in every picture sometimes really get on my nerves: k.
14. I hate hypocrites: That would mean I am a hypocrite. I think.
15. But I am one all the time: k
16. I've been prank phone called: Yes.
17. Sometimes when I'm bored late at night, I get up and bake cookies or brownies: Sure.
18. Hot chocolate makes me happy, even during summer: no.
19. I call all carbonated beverages "Cokes.": Hell no I'm not British.
20. I love lightning and thunderstorms: No.
21. I love Chinese food: WHAT CHINK
22. Subways are fun: People have guns.
23. I'm a SNEDHEAD: wow
24. I wish I could play guitar really well: No, goths only follow that trend.
25. Irish Pride!: fuck no.
26. I hate when people steal my ideas, even if it's something really trivial: Wow.
27. wHeN pEoPle TyPe lYk ThIs, iT mAkEs Me WaNt To HiT tHeM wItH sOmEtHiNg: UM WOW CAN WE SAY "JAP?"
28. Monty Python is the best: ew he's dead.
29. I like wearing sunglasses, even though they make me look really odd. (With me, I look like someone out of the Matrix. At least that's what people have said.): wtf
30. I hate when people say "Oh my God.": k.
31. I think parasailing would be awesomely fun: Okay.
32. I always sing in the shower: Fuck no.
33. I love eyes: No.
34. I sometimes wish I was one of those artistic people who can make their own clothes (and they come out looking good.): k.
35. The best part of politics is the Saturday Night Live material that comes from it: no.
36. I don't like the idea of abortion: WOW MUST WE BRING POLITICS UP IN A LIVEJOURNAL?!
37. I hate when people who are supposedly "punk" call other people posers: f u goths.
If somebody suddenly likes your music or style, be happy that they think your songs/clothes are awesome: That's a statement.
38. I am way too white to act ghetto, but I do anyway.. It can be fun: nigga woah.
39. I do know a few gang signs though: Yes.
40. So I'll probably get shot one of these days: wtf
41. I love making people laugh: Alright.
42. Puppies are so cute and puppyful: hearts flowers puppies omg cute
43. I hate when you say something stupid really loud and suddenly the whole room goes quiet: Wow.
44. I want to learn how to speak fluent Spanish: FUCK THAT
45. Especially so I can be a missionary in Central America: wtf
46. Class of '08: stfu
47. Bubble wrap is very entertaining: I suffocated my cousin with that once.
48. I love roller coasters: No.
49. But I won't go on scary ones by myself: wtf I don't even have fun.
50. I sing a lot- I always have a song stuck in my head: no.
51. Especially when I'm hyper: Ritalin is a good choice.
52. "Point Blank" would be a good name for a band: fuck that.
53. I love playing soccer: ew I'm not European.
54. I'm not very good, though: fuck that.
55. I'm severely lacking in the hand-eye coordination department: no.
56. I love getting sprinkles on my ice cream: wtf
57. MSG'd!: wtf Madison Square Garden/the other fucking thing.
58. I love Star Wars: ew mofo
59. I roll my eyes too much: No.
60. And I'm too sarcastic: k.
61. I hate my nose: wtf MJ.
62. Communism is actually a pretty good idea, in theory: Commies. <3
63. I love taking pictures of the sky.. Clouds, sunsets, twilight when it's gorgeous and turquoise: :-*
64. I was raised on the Beatles: FUCK THEM LED ZEPPELIN ALL THE WAY.
65. I have seen the movie "Yellow Submarine.": No, but I have to play Elenor Rigby in orchestra and I rock it.
66. I've never broken a bone: Neck.
67. I can juggle: ew wtf clown
68. While saying the alphabet backwards: wtf
69. In French: bonjour motherfucker
70. I have a few useless talents like that: Yes.
71. I have been to a midnight movie showing: Yes.
72. Occasionally I have the Cosmic Horn: wtf porno?!
73. I don't like country music: ew hicks
74. But I think line dancing is fun: wtf
75. My house is bright turquoise: ew wtf
76. Leg warmers are awesome: goth
77. So are tube socks: goth
78. Talking about guys is one of my main hobbies: Isn't a hobby like, crafts?
79. I'm a DOUBLE AGENT *rolls into elevator*: wtf my leg just had a sharp pain
80. I love Boy Meets World: Alright.
81. I like summer camp traditions: fuck no
82. I love chocolate: ew herpes
83. Dressing up in 80s clothes is fun: k
84. So is dressing up in caution tape: Yes.
85. I never tan, just burn: wow my skin is so messed up.
86. Speaking of burning, fire can be fun: YES.
87. Kettle corn is better than normal popcorn: no it tastes like ass.
88. Macs are better than Windows: FUCK NO.
89. I can trip over anything: Oh God, yes.
90. I'm kind of old-fashioned- I love it when guys hold open doors for me, etc: wait what
91. When I'm bored, I find quizzes like "What childhood toy from the 80s are you?" and "How old is your inner child?" endlessly entertaining: Yeah.
92. It's funny when guys lip sync to Jessica Simpson or Avril Lavigne... Especially when they know all the words: ew Canadian hoe
93. Karaoke is fun to watch and do: no
94. But not by yourself: stfu
95. I have a fantasy baseball team: Fantasy Football?
96. And I'm in first place in my league: wtf
97. *spontaneously combusts*: k.
98. Dodge this!: wow those cars blow.
99. Freaks United!: Nah. CASELLA UNITED GOOOOOAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLL
100. According to most people, I am at least partially insane: Yes.

Current Mood: I'm not sleeping tonight. :-*

7:19 pm
[shakeitbrother]

>:O I walked to Rande's house twice yesterday. I couldn't find his house both times.

I hate Tina. She IMs me as soon as I signed off, so my whole fucking IMfree is fucked up. Guess who's getting a third IMfree? Shake It Brother is getting a third IMfree. Don't worry; Tina is now perma-blocked.

Yesterday I apologized to Anthony by giving him a note. awz k no

Rose keeps signing off and on...yeah, Roose rocks the Minivan. (Yes, I know I spelt it Roose.)
Yesterday Lizzy came on the bus in the afternoon. She saw the substitute busdriver and said "k I'm going to sneak Emily on" and she gets off the bus and gets her hahah. Good times. Going on a hike for support (wtf) so yeah.

Yesterday in Lunch I made a petition for Kristen Beirne to marry Robert Plant and I got 50 nigguhz to sign it. omg 6th graders will sign ANYTHING. And I mean anything. I got Aaron Carter to sign it. I'm pimpin' now.

LIZZY AND I WILL MALL IT TOMORROW.

Talking to Nick Iuni right now. Later.

Current Mood: rah

Saturday, April 16th, 2005

12:35 am
[shakeitbrother]

Damn. I was supposed to go to the mall today with Lizzy, but that failed because I was watching tv.

I cleaned my room and found 412 Walt Disney World napkins. Yep. 412. I counted.
Rob Cicio is in my support class. :) yay more people. :-*

I think he likes me.

Oh, Boo and Cynthia called me today wtf and we were talking for 30 minutes or so and Boo hung up wtf. :'( :-*

Oh, I got 30-something people to sign my petition for the stopping of Furry McFur Fur.

I'm making sound buddyicons now. Comment if you want one.

Current Mood: I'm not going to sleep tonight

Wednesday, April 13th, 2005

8:03 pm
[shakeitbrother]

wowzers Happy birthday, Danny. :)

Wow, I was about to add Sa but she just signed off wtf. :(

lol I drew wiskers on people and Rob Ciccio is in all of my classes. (The kid who tried out for the cheerleading squad.) omg Nikki signed off. :(

Oh, Lizzy bussed it this morning and she's bussing it tomorrow.

Current Mood: wtf

Saturday, April 9th, 2005

10:35 pm
[shakeitbrother]

Jesus. I must've went to the mall 3 times in the past 24 hours. I went to the Danbury Fair Mall lastnight, and today at like 11. Then I went to the shitty mall that's going out. I went to Brandon's baseball game that he pitched. He's really good. He had a double header which was the same team they were first playing, Frozen Ropes, and God, the catcher was so unbelieveably fat he couldn't run and got hit from the ball in the face and the back. Yeah, I got my brother a gift for his birthday, which is Monday, and I need to get my other brother a gift. I'm still deciding on a Led Zeppelin shirt or a Led Zeppelin poster. Comment with suggestion.

Current Mood: Where's the "eh" smiley? >:O

Friday, April 8th, 2005

6:20 pm
[shakeitbrother]

hahah Woah..this week has been amazing...Lizzy and I have talked so much this week. Today she was on the bus both MORNING AND AFTERNOON...wow...first time in literally MONTHS. She's been online.
hahahah Alex was on the bus and he called 1-800-96JERRY on his phone. It was so funny. Then we called Jenny Craig and Trimspa and a phone sex line. Alex rules. 8-)

Frank was upset today in orchestra wtf

haha yesterday in support we were doing this trivia thing with social studies and it was something about the Kellogg Brand Act and what it banned and one option was abortion and Nick calls out "It's C. Abortion." And everyone stared at him, so he went "...I'll go now" and left the room.

Current Mood: phlegm is in my throat.

Thursday, April 7th, 2005

4:14 pm
[shakeitbrother]

wheeeeeeeee Lizzy was on the bus. :) lol it's so fun to beat up Craig, even though the fat shit is afraid of me (HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH) so he hides from me. God, it's so nice out. Rande got his braces off Tuesday yayyyyyyyyyyyy my boo <3
ew Jen I. races to science and she's trying to be the best at everything. She won bingo three times today and tried being cool, yet she dressed like a DB with her Carmel sweatshirt and ripped sweatpants. Ugh, she's trying to get more Boxtops than Candice and she gets mad when Candice gets more hahahahahh

I'm gonna go outside and smoke crack. Peace.

Oh yeah, I was talking with Paglucia today at the buses. yo I think he likes me. He was in White Plains for tutoring for math and switched to team 8D because he hates the Bitch/Forgione/Campbell/whatever the hell she is.

Current Mood: sup

Saturday, April 2nd, 2005

3:02 pm
[shakeitbrother]

Friday, April 1st, 2005

10:05 pm
[shakeitbrother]

wow. No pranks today wtf.

omg...I saw Chris Paglucia yesterday in the office....oh my God. I haven't seen him in 12 weeks. The poor thing has to undergo chemotherapy for some reason.

AHAHAHHAAHH CRAIG MAZZULLO IS SCARED OF ME. HE SAW ME TODAY AND HE WAS FRIGHTENED AND RAN AND I JUMPED ON HIS BACK AND I WAS ON HIS BACK WTF IT WAS SO FUNNY FLAG WAS LAUGHING AND I TORMENTED HIM AND CRAIG AND YESTERDAY CRAIG HAD HELL WITH ME BECAUSE I WAS SMACKING HIM AROUND.

k will do again. :)

Monday in Writing Lab, we played Matball in gym wtf we did it again today, too.

Current Mood: ew Jen's a db.

Thursday, March 31st, 2005

11:01 pm
[shakeitbrother]

hahahhah wow ALL THIS WEEK I'VE BEEN THROWING JELLYBEANS AT ANTHONY AND CRAIG. YESTERDAY I TOLD CRAIG I HATE HIM AND HE'S OBESE. TODAY, OH MY GOD.

TODAY, I JUMPED ON HIS BACK, PUSHING HIM DOWN ON THE PAVEMENT, AND I WAS INSULTING HIS FAT ASS. I PULLED HIS HOOD OVER HIS FACE AND HE FELL INTO A BUS AHAHAH ANTHONY WAS LAUGHING SO HARD AT HIM.

THEN AT THE END, I SAID "HEY CRAIG! GOT MILK?" AND ANTHONY STARTED LAUGHING HAHAH.

I wrote a note to give him. Fat piece of shit.

Current Mood: hahahahhahahahah

Saturday, March 26th, 2005

10:47 am
[shakeitbrother]

Wednesday, March 23rd, 2005

3:08 pm
[shakeitbrother]

wtf yo hahahah today on the bus I was calling people porn stars and tramps. Then, Matt and I saw Albert and Jeneane and we tormented her.

lol btw, her new boyfriend is Usher.

Some 6th grader threw up in the garbage during lunch ew wtf he was fat so it was natural.

Current Mood: wtf

Friday, March 18th, 2005

7:10 pm
[shakeitbrother]

wow omg yesterday Mrs. Uhl wasn't in school so we had the best substitute ever - Mrs. Oddo. lol wow we didn't do anything and she didn't care and just stood there talking to Mrs. Morrison and chewed her gum. Since Mrs. Uhl was absent on the day I was supposed to have lunch detention, I won't need to have it.
Today I went outside with Brendon, we went to Daria's door and she was dressed as a skank. Tomorrow I have to babysit Chop-Chop but that's okay because he's furry. k if anyone sees Okie, tell him that I didn't yell at him and I was yelling at Rob Otero for many various reasons.
omg Lizzy was on the bus YESTERDAY AFTERNOON. HOLY SHIT. First time in like two months. Heh, yeah, she also came on this morning and Wednesday morning.

Current Mood: yay

Monday, March 14th, 2005

4:18 pm
[shakeitbrother]

Blue & Gold Dinner. I went to the Blue & Gold Dinner yesterday at about 4:45PM. We had the awards ceremony first, then ate. Took about an hour and a half in the autotorium listening to all of the coaches talking. ew Chad Arnold bowls. And everyone from the bowling team was either:
A. Short.
B. Fat.
C. A gross nerd.

The captain next year is Alex. The assistant captains are Jimmy, Tommy, and Frankie. Greg got a shitload of awards, a blanket of him, and a lot of plaques. Same with Eddie, Mike, and Mike. lol I sat with Eddie at the dinner and he said his mom already scratched his plaque and he yelled at her. They should've made Randy an assistant captain.

btw Craig still scares me because he's fat. :(

Current Mood: cool

Tuesday, March 8th, 2005

7:03 pm
[lovechaotically]

Sunday, March 6th, 2005

3:33 pm
[lovechaotically]

Because I'm bored & an idiot/loser. Snapple "Real Facts":#71 - There is a town called Big Ugly, West Virginia.

#178 - The first ballpoint pens were sold in 1945 for $12.00.

#152 - In 1985, the fastest bicyclist was clocked at 154 mph.

#77 - No piece of paper can be folded more than 7 times.

#122 - A duck can't walk without bobbing its head.

( And the facts go on Collapse )

3:23 pm
[lovechaotically]

411 Um, no one ever posts here except for ShakeItBrother and that's pretty much strange because there are 19 members in here.

Like I have flippin' stated before to you dumbasses - IF YOU JOINED, YOU SHOULD POST!!11!!

Anyways, that's hot.

1:15 am
[shakeitbrother]

fghjhgjhgj [ series 1 ]

Name: Shake It Brother
Birthday: 9-11.
Birthplace: wtf
Current Location: Chair.
Eye Color: Brizzown.
Hair Color: Brown.
Righty or Lefty: Ambidextrous.
Zodiac Sign: wtf
Font: Times Roman because I go mobile and it messes everything up so I just reset it to default.

*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*

[ series 2 - your favorite ]

Music: Rock.
Cartoon: idk
Color: Indigo.
Car: CORRADO.
Slushy Flavor: Cherry.
Magazine: Nickelodeon (wtf they've came in the mail for the past 5 years.)
TV Show: MADtv.
Song at the Moment: Hots On For Nowhere.
Language: English.
Spice Girl: ew
Food & Beverage: Water.
Subject in School: Orchestra.
Weekend Activity: Filming.
Frozen Yogurt: any.
Roller Coaster: lollercoaster.

*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*

[ series 3 - what is ]

Your most overused phrase: Daria Deluxe.
First thing you thought when you woke up: Why my IMfree is in my bed.
Last image/thought you go to sleep with: Will Smith.
First feature you notice of opposite sex: They're the opposite sex.
Best name for a Butler: Tommy.
Wussiest Sport: Badmitton.
Your best feature: hi
Your greatest fear: Mrs. Campbell. :(
Your greatest accomplishment: MESCO.
Your most missed memory: Amber.

*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*

[ series 4 - you prefer ]

Pepsi or Coke: Coke.
McDonald's or Burger King: The King.
Single or Group Dates: Single wtf.
Adidas or Nike: whatever.
Chicken nuggets or Chicken fingers: Fingers.
Dogs or Cats: woof.
Rugrats or Doug: Doug.
Single or Taken: Single. :-*
Monica or Brandy: mm they both suck.
Tupac or Jay-Z: Tupac.
Shania Twain or LeAnn Rhymes: They're both sluts.
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Both.
One pillow or Two: Dos.
Chocolate or Vanilla: Vanilla.
Hot chocolate or Hot cocoa: SAME DAMN THING.
Cappucino or Coffee: Coffee.

*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*

[ series 5 - do you ]

Shower everyday: No.
Have a crush: Rande.
Think you've been in love: wtf
Want to go to college: wtf
Like high school: wtf
Want to get married: wtf yes.
Type correctly: YES, BITCH. >:O :-*
Believe in yourself: woah wtf
Have any tattoos? Where: hah yes in my hand the Sharpee won't come off. :-*
Have any piercings? Where: Ears.
Get motion sickness: Nope.
Think you're a health freak: No.
Get along with your parents: Yes.
Like thunderstorms: Yes.

*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*

[ series 6 - the future ]

Age your plan to be married: idk.
Number and names of children: wtf1 wtf2 wtf3.
Where will you be at age 20: ...uh...living?
Dream wedding: wtf
How do you want to die: Massacured and combined into pudding.
Dream job: idk.
Country you'd like to visit: Europe.

*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*

[ series 7 - opposite sex ]

Best eye color: Brown.
Best hair color: Brown.
Short or long hair: I don't know.
Best height: idk my height.
Best weight: wtf
Best clothes: Abercrombie.
Best first date location: wtf
Best first kiss location: wtf

*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*

[ series 8 - other ]

Last time you slept with a stuffed animal: Does my pillow I made count? If so, last night. :-*
Rings before you answer the phone: 1.
What's on your mousepad: Champ.
How many houses you've lived in: 1.
How many schools you've gone to: 3.
Bedroom carpet color: Ass green.
Shave your head for $5,000?: Yes.
Stranded on a desert island. Take three things. No people: Computer. Camera. Electric generator.
Best time of your life so far: 12-28-01.

Current Mood: High as a fucking kite.