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Scratch This To Reveal A Secret Message's Journal

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| | | | | --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- | | --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- | | | 2003.04.13 01.49 "Crazy Guggenheim Had No Idea" On those nights we drank ourselvesdrunk on childrens playsetteacup after teacupof fortified cathode spiritsthat further stimulatedour brains already numbedby sodapop and candybar monkeysthat rode our backswell into adulthood whilewe searched for new vices and deviceshigh-tech smart bomb toys with even higher price tagsmore addictive than sugar, caffeine, idiot box, alcohol, weapons, religion,the armed services, daisy duke,who shot j.r. on the love boat(and why weren't charlie's angelsthere to save his ass)?, carvel's cookiepuss, soft drugs, hard drugs, smart drugs,gnc, starbucks, wal-mart afterhours,birks with socks, world wide web,american idol on temptation island,you get the idea, I'm sure, I'm surethere's more than meets the eyeto these little transformers,these 'bots we dedicate entire blogs,this dedication goes out to youout of order, for staying that way.© David Alan Goldberg, 2003Mood: ecstatic | | | | | | |

| | | | | --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- | | ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- | | | 2002.07.15 10.39 about four years ago, me and a few other friends met at the local shopping centre to loiter about and maybe see a movie.we were in this crappy discount store - you know the ones that sell bad fridge magnets, ineffective exercise equipment and constructed toys and aromatherapy products constructed by chinese slaves............?anyways, i spied a matching vest/knickers set - lacy, pale blue and very girly - most especially when it came to size. And for some insane reason I was planning to go to a theme party as a fairy(!? - is this really my memory??), and anyway, the top half of the girls underwear set was perfect for this strange fairy look I was planning. So i bought the set, complete with a pair of knickers perfect for an anorexic 4 year old.me and my friends decided to go see a movie, so in we went. It must've been a crap or insignificant film because I cant remember what it was, but thats irrelevant. Anyway, a thought had come into my mind - what do I need with a pair of 4 year old's underwear??.. and i thought.. not much. not much at all.so after some giggles, we all decided that it would be amusing if we left the frilly knickers on the movie seats for the teenage cleaners to find and giggle over. so we did.I was reminded of this incident a little while ago. it made me laugh.when i get the chance, from now on, i'm going to leave underwear in strange places. i will try to avoid seedy/pervert type places like people's letterboxes. instead, the underwear placement has to be amusing. like on trees and in furniture stores.sometimes i think i'm insane.-the end | | | | | | |

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