Convo about my day yesterday. (original) (raw)

me: the loading dock gate of Pier 1 was broken

9:52 PM me: so we called for a repairman, but it being Sunday night, we had not too many choices for companies

9:53 PM cmgk49: okay

me: so on the phone, the guy was telling hte manager the company was called R&S Erection

me: so the manager and i were laughing and stuff

cmgk49: yeah

me: and then the guy gets here, and he's from Texas with a drawwwl

cmgk49: oh wow

9:54 PM me: tall, strapping, kinda rough around the edges

cmgk49: yup

9:55 PM me: while he's there, he keeps saying that the gate needs lube, and that this job was easier than people dicking around messing up doors

oh, pardon me. dicking around on forklifts messing up doors

cmgk49: omg

me: so my manager and I were trying not to laugh, because its all rolling into context

9:56 PM cmgk49: yeah

me: because he's said dick, lube and his shirt says R&S Erection
cmgk49: hahaha
me: anyway
yeah