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THIS IS WEIRD BUT I THINK ITS TRUE [Jun. 20th, 2004|01:24 pm]Matt Squared
[mood** |happyhappy] [music** rancid - fall back down]alk3matt's LJ stalker is coolitkiddies15!coolitkiddies15 is stalking you because they heard you are awesome in bed, and they want to find out. They are also deluded!
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i think we're all Opie if you ask me. [Mar. 25th, 2004|01:27 am]Matt Squared
[mood |Opie]Alk3matt [12:16 AM]: you're OPIE INtHeCiTaY15 [12:17 AM]: i'm White? Alk3matt [12:17 AM]: yes Alk3matt [12:17 AM]: last time i checked INtHeCiTaY15 [12:17 AM]: of course i'm white INtHeCiTaY15 [12:18 AM]: i never even attempt to be black Alk3matt [12:18 AM]: opie means your really white INtHeCiTaY15 [12:19 AM]: so ? INtHeCiTaY15 [12:19 AM]: your really white too INtHeCiTaY15 [12:19 AM]: excecpt for your liking of 50 cent so much Alk3matt [12:19 AM]: im only opie when i rap INtHeCiTaY15 [12:19 AM]: HAHAHA!!! INtHeCiTaY15 [12:19 AM]: LOL! INtHeCiTaY15 [12:20 AM]: YOUR OPIE ALL THE TIME Alk3matt [12:20 AM]: when i rap im more opie then you and matt combined INtHeCiTaY15 [12:20 AM]: i think we're all pretty Opie if you ask me Alk3matt [12:21 AM]: im not sure about nicole though INtHeCiTaY15 [12:21 AM]: LoL...why ? Alk3matt [12:21 AM]: i don't think i've ever seen her opie INtHeCiTaY15 [12:22 AM]: shes definitly very opie Alk3matt [12:22 AM]: is she?INtHeCiTaY15 [12:23 AM]: yeah....shes the Opiest Alk3matt [12:23 AM]: no way Alk3matt [12:23 AM]: you and me are neck and neck INtHeCiTaY15 [12:24 AM]: on the opie scale ? Alk3matt [12:24 AM]: yep
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matt eckerle wants matts dad... [Mar. 8th, 2004|01:24 am]Matt Squared
[**mood** |mischievousturtleisous]matt eckerle told me this story...i was cracking up. so i thought i'd share it. matt visited me at work tonight,and his dad drove him there and matt only bought two candy bars and his dad was like "what the hell..i only took you there so you can walk down the aisle holding hands with your boyfriend"
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all smiles from here on out [Feb. 26th, 2004|11:35 pm]Matt Squared
[mood |Turtleisous] [music coheed and cambria]Alk3matt [11:33 PM]: i never saw the sunrise until that day you came into my life i think matts waning towards me.<3
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i was punk'd [Feb. 25th, 2004|08:16 pm]Matt Squared
[mood** |confusedconfused] [music** From Autumn to Ashes : I'm the best at ruining my life]WilliamHung53 [7:31 PM]: SHE BANGS SHE BANGS Nirvanaldine [7:31 PM]: LOL WilliamHung53 [7:31 PM]: Ohhh baby when SHE MOVES SHE MOVES Nirvanaldine [7:32 PM]: you've had no professional training WilliamHung53 [7:32 PM]: This is true, but I can beat box with the best of them Nirvanaldine [7:32 PM]: i c WilliamHung53 [7:33 PM]: Boomche cheboom boom WilliamHung53 [7:33 PM]: you catch my drift Nirvanaldine [7:33 PM]: i caught it alright WilliamHung53 [7:33 PM]: I dont get you get the point WilliamHung53 [7:33 PM]: think Nirvanaldine [7:34 PM]: you dont have a point WilliamHung53 [7:34 PM]: the point is, I am William hung and I want you to buy my cd studd muffin Nirvanaldine [7:34 PM]: is this dean WilliamHung53 [7:35 PM]: William Nirvanaldine [7:35 PM]: SERIOUSLY Nirvanaldine [7:35 PM]: please..for the love of god..be snerious WilliamHung53 [7:35 PM]: Seriously dog Nirvanaldine [7:36 PM]: this is john j. WilliamHung53 [7:36 PM]: Maloney in the HIZOUSE Nirvanaldine [7:37 PM]: POINT Nirvanaldine [7:37 PM]: im so confused on who this is Nirvanaldine [7:37 PM]: im looping WilliamHung53 [7:37 PM]: William Hung, I band WilliamHung53 [7:37 PM]: bang Nirvanaldine [7:38 PM]: so do i Nirvanaldine [7:38 PM]: but my name isnt william hung Nirvanaldine [7:38 PM]: i wish you were william hung WilliamHung53 [7:38 PM]: guys? Nirvanaldine [7:38 PM]: i would pass you the dutch WilliamHung53 [7:38 PM]: I would take it too Nirvanaldine [7:38 PM]: is this nicole Nirvanaldine [7:38 PM]: its jeff Nirvanaldine [7:39 PM]: IM CONFUSED WilliamHung53 [7:39 PM]: Its William from china Nirvanaldine [7:39 PM]: DONT TALK TO ME MY HEAD IS GOING TO EXPLODE WilliamHung53 [7:39 PM]: You better take care of that WilliamHung53 [7:39 PM]: I have to go record my hit single anyway Nirvanaldine [7:40 PM]: first...ur gay Nirvanaldine [7:40 PM]: second be a man or woman..AND FACE ME WilliamHung53 [7:40 PM]: Thats because Im crazy for you Nirvanaldine [7:40 PM]: your obviously talking to the wrong person Nirvanaldine [7:40 PM]: just hand over the dutch Nirvanaldine [7:41 PM]: for the love of god be snerious WilliamHung53 [7:41 PM]: If I had some to share the dutch would be on its way Nirvanaldine [7:41 PM]: how did you get my iam name WilliamHung53 [7:42 PM]: The american idol ratings Nirvanaldine [7:42 PM]: i dont get ti WilliamHung53 [7:42 PM]: I learn english very fast Nirvanaldine [7:42 PM]: point Nirvanaldine [7:42 PM]: i am getting punk'd WilliamHung53 [7:43 PM]: punk'd? Nirvanaldine [7:43 PM]: william hung..lets go dancing together WilliamHung53 [7:43 PM]: Only if you let me lead Nirvanaldine [7:43 PM]: it's a date WilliamHung53 [7:43 PM]: friday at 8 Nirvanaldine [7:43 PM]: for the love of god just be my subvet Nirvanaldine [7:44 PM]: alright,sounds beautiful WilliamHung53 [7:44 PM]: sorbet? WilliamHung53 [7:44 PM]: I will be wearing a white tux WilliamHung53 [7:44 PM]: meet me a the mall Nirvanaldine [7:44 PM]: the mall is not a dance arena WilliamHung53 [7:44 PM]: we will find one Nirvanaldine [7:45 PM]: can i tell you something WilliamHung53 [7:45 PM]: only if you promise to end it with "sweetie pie" Nirvanaldine [7:45 PM]: alright Nirvanaldine [7:45 PM]: im mooning over you,sweetie pie. WilliamHung53 [7:45 PM]: Thats what I call a love song Nirvanaldine [7:46 PM]: friday night at 8,will be the best night of my life Nirvanaldine [7:46 PM]: im counting down the minutes WilliamHung53 [7:46 PM]: Are you paying? Nirvanaldine [7:46 PM]: of course WilliamHung53 [7:46 PM]: good cause my record hasnt gone on sale yet Nirvanaldine [7:46 PM]: yea WilliamHung53 [7:47 PM]: once I get the cash from that I will take you on the best date ever Nirvanaldine [7:47 PM]: me neither Nirvanaldine [7:47 PM]: AWESOME Nirvanaldine [7:47 PM]: but you dont need cash,all we need is love. you cant buy me love WilliamHung53 [7:47 PM]: fuck what the beatles said, I will buy you diamonds Nirvanaldine [7:48 PM]: ok this isnt nicole. WilliamHung53 [7:48 PM]: William Nirvanaldine [7:48 PM]: that limits it down Nirvanaldine [7:48 PM]: it's dean Nirvanaldine [7:48 PM]: IM CONFUSED JUST TELL ME YOUR TRUE IDENTITY WilliamHung53 [7:49 PM]: I have no identity Nirvanaldine [7:49 PM]: is this ryester WilliamHung53 [7:49 PM]: I am not too keen on what you speak of Nirvanaldine [7:50 PM]: ITS RYESTER WilliamHung53 [7:50 PM]: Its William ..your lover Nirvanaldine [7:50 PM]: i dont have a lover WilliamHung53 [7:51 PM]: you do now Nirvanaldine [7:51 PM]: for the love of god just be snerious WilliamHung53 [7:51 PM]: stud muffin Nirvanaldine [7:51 PM]: is that the wrong im? you should say that to alkmatt Nirvanaldine [7:51 PM]: he is the stud Nirvanaldine [7:51 PM]: i am the dud WilliamHung53 [7:52 PM]: you are a stud with a capital S Nirvanaldine [7:52 PM]: DUD Nirvanaldine [7:52 PM]: ALL CAPITAL LETTERS WilliamHung53 [7:52 PM]: you make me laugh, we dont do much of that in china Nirvanaldine [7:52 PM]: why Nirvanaldine [7:52 PM]: you could just look at someone and laugh Nirvanaldine [7:52 PM]: i would Nirvanaldine [7:53 PM]: chinese people are funny looking WilliamHung53 [7:53 PM]: its depressing there Nirvanaldine [7:53 PM]: because there are no studs WilliamHung53 [7:53 PM]: Except me Nirvanaldine [7:53 PM]: true Nirvanaldine [7:53 PM]: good point WilliamHung53 [7:54 PM]: I have to go and rent my white tux now, until next time my fair lad Nirvanaldine [7:54 PM]: wait wait wait Nirvanaldine [7:54 PM]: please..for the love of god..wait WilliamHung53 [7:54 PM]: this better be about you confessing your love to me Nirvanaldine [7:55 PM]: this is nicole or lauren WilliamHung53 [7:55 PM]: William Nirvanaldine [7:55 PM]: even though you used the F word Nirvanaldine [7:55 PM]: it cant be anyone else Nirvanaldine [7:55 PM]: noone knows about the john j jokes. Nirvanaldine [7:55 PM]: except us WilliamHung53 [7:55 PM]: What jokes? WilliamHung53 [7:55 PM]: Im funny? Nirvanaldine [7:55 PM]: yes Nirvanaldine [7:56 PM]: william..just confess that you are the second gunmen on the grassy knoll WilliamHung53 [7:56 PM]: I live in a platoon Nirvanaldine [7:56 PM]: can i live with you? we could live together for the rest of time! Nirvanaldine [7:56 PM]: noone will ever bother us in your platoon Nirvanaldine [7:56 PM]: JUST ME AND YOU WilliamHung53 [7:57 PM]: Yes, but you must wear a wig so I will not dishoner my parents by being homosexual Nirvanaldine [7:57 PM]: DEAL WilliamHung53 [7:58 PM]: I feel very jovial right now Nirvanaldine [7:58 PM]: im not smart so i dont know what that means WilliamHung53 [7:58 PM]: extruberant Nirvanaldine [7:58 PM]: this is nicole or lauren using vocabulary words WilliamHung53 [7:59 PM]: if you are trying to tell me to get a sex change its not going to happen Nirvanaldine [7:59 PM]: damn Nirvanaldine [7:59 PM]: damn your sex change 4.0 WilliamHung53 [7:59 PM]: I wear pants in this relationship Nirvanaldine [7:59 PM]: no Nirvanaldine [7:59 PM]: i will not wear a dress WilliamHung53 [8:00 PM]: Your going to have to if you want to live with me in the plantoon Nirvanaldine [8:00 PM]: ill wane towards the platoon..but not to the dress WilliamHung53 [8:00 PM]: I will bring you lipstick from my mothers cabinet Nirvanaldine [8:01 PM]: eww thats nasty. ya dirt WilliamHung53 [8:01 PM]: You are lovely ladie Nirvanaldine [8:01 PM]: i am so confused on who this is. i am so looped WilliamHung53 [8:01 PM]: I am pooped Nirvanaldine [8:01 PM]: point WilliamHung53 [8:01 PM]: american cluture is not my thing WilliamHung53 [8:01 PM]: Im going back to the studio Nirvanaldine [8:02 PM]: erm..ok WilliamHung53 [8:02 PM]: Goodnight to everyone WilliamHung53 [8:02 PM]: -william
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(no subject) [Feb. 25th, 2004|12:28 pm]Matt Squared
[mood |Turtleisous] [music the jackson 5]Seven-Day Forecast42°F 5°C 26°F -3°C wed42°F 5°C 26°F -3°C THU45°F 7°C 27°F -2°C FRI48°F 8°C 29°F -1°C SAT54°F 12°C 35°F 1°C SUN58°F 14°C 41°F 5°C MON57°F 13°C 47°F 8°C TUE
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LAUREN ARNOLD LOVES ME? [Feb. 24th, 2004|12:55 am]Matt Squared
Alk3matt (12:46:58 AM): your in love with meINtHeCiTaY15 (12:47:00 AM): what aer you saying to matt Alk3matt (12:47:07 AM): nothingAlk3matt (12:49:22 AM): im gonna journalize your confessionINtHeCiTaY15 (12:50:10 AM): what confession! Alk3matt (12:50:37 AM): INtHeCiTaY15 (12:42:33 AM): im in love with youINtHeCiTaY15 (12:52:08 AM): i never said that Alk3matt (12:52:25 AM): i knowAlk3matt (12:53:02 AM): yeah rightAlk3matt (12:53:13 AM): its gettin journalizedAlk3matt (12:53:24 AM): everyone needs to read itINtHeCiTaY15 (12:53:29 AM): thats crazy INtHeCiTaY15 (12:53:33 AM): everyone will find out Alk3matt (12:53:46 AM): pointINtHeCiTaY15 (12:54:03 AM): point! INtHeCiTaY15 (12:54:09 AM): you cant do this Alk3matt (12:54:51 AM): i can and willAND HERE IS WHAT SHE SAID TO MATTNirvanaldine (12:56:07 AM): INtHeCiTaY15 [12:55 AM]: he makes me weak in the knees Nirvanaldine [12:55 AM]: i know this INtHeCiTaY15 [12:55 AM]: i can hardly speak
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MATTHEW ECKERLE PUNK'D ME [Feb. 21st, 2004|01:22 am]Matt Squared
Nirvanaldine (1:16:40 AM): i got my final score back today,i failedAlk3matt (1:17:09 AM): no you didn'tNirvanaldine (1:17:13 AM): yes i didAlk3matt (1:17:21 AM): liarNirvanaldine (1:17:32 AM): im going back for a weekend to try and pass it,i have to go back in marchNirvanaldine (1:17:34 AM): for a weekendNirvanaldine (1:17:35 AM): no lieAlk3matt (1:17:51 AM): how come you didn't open with thatNirvanaldine (1🔞20 AM): i dunno,didnt think of itNirvanaldine (1🔞28 AM): but the song DUMB came on and it made me realize im dumbAlk3matt (1🔞53 AM): that erm sucksNirvanaldine (1:19:08 AM): nah i liedNirvanaldine (1:19:10 AM): i got a 510Alk3matt (1:19:39 AM): YOUR GAY Nirvanaldine (1:19:51 AM): i knowAlk3matt (1:20:08 AM): you punk'd meNirvanaldine (1:21:32 AM): yesAlk3matt (1:22:04 AM): im gonna journalize thisNirvanaldine (1:22:08 AM): lol
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I DEKED NICOLE ARNOLD [Feb. 17th, 2004|11:06 pm]Matt Squared
[music |the soothing sound of colleen on the phone]Alk3matt (11:01:46 PM): i took a nap and had the craziest dreamPhILLyFeeT 2585 (11:02:03 PM): what was it PhILLyFeeT 2585 (11:02:10 PM): was it about Dubbs? Alk3matt (11:02:15 PM): noPhILLyFeeT 2585 (11:02:19 PM): Lol Alk3matt (11:02:47 PM): a corn fed harvest mouse and a hooker,bouncy balls..yoyo's,chains,whips,hamers, my grandma on a tricycle riding by giving me the fingerPhILLyFeeT 2585 (11:03:19 PM): hahahaha that has to be a black song!Alk3matt (11:03:30 PM): noAlk3matt (11:03:37 PM): it was my dreamPhILLyFeeT 2585 (11:03:49 PM): what happened in it Alk3matt (11:04:26 PM): i told youPhILLyFeeT 2585 (11:04:45 PM): you described it. you didnt say what happened Alk3matt (11:05:42 PM): thats what happened
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what a dream... [Feb. 17th, 2004|11:08 pm]Matt Squared
Alk3matt [11:02 PM]: i took a nap and had the craziest dream PhILLyFeeT 2585 [11:02 PM]: what was it PhILLyFeeT 2585 [11:02 PM]: was it about Dubbs? Alk3matt [11:02 PM]: no PhILLyFeeT 2585 [11:03 PM]: Lol Alk3matt [11:03 PM]: a corn fed harvest mouse and a hooker,bouncy balls..yoyo's,chains,whips,hamers, my grandma on a tricycle riding by giving me the finger
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