memphis86, posts by tag: bmw!j2 - LiveJournal (original) (raw)
I like to pretend this song is about me, and not Claire Danes (which it probably is). Because I love the Pixies and lying in the grass talking about daydreams.
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* Am still kind of sick and asthma-y. Have been self-medicating with cold water and reruns of Boy Meets World
* Couldn't find a journal today, will scour University Place stationary shops tomorrow.
* Miss Lauren and my Penguin terribly. TER. RIB. LY. There is fun not being had and gigantic Sammy/Jay-red cocks not being discussed in detail. D:
* God, I love Boy Meets World. I love Eric SO MUCH. And Shawn and Cory are like, the poster children for successful gay marriages. Jared and Jensen could LEARN FROM THEM.
There should be fic wherein Jared and Jensen eat waffles while cuddling in bed and mistakenly conclude that Topanga!Sandy is pregnant. They throw a baby shower and Sandy screams "WTF I'M JUST A LIL' CHUBBY, YOU BITCHES!" And Jared is like "OMG I LOVE CHUBBY! SEE!" And pinches Jensen's cheeks. Jensen then tries to bite him and gets all huffy and Jared has to promise him Frogurt and BJ's.
(Yes, in my fantasy Jared is Cory and Jensen is Shawn. Could Chad be Eric? Possibly. Or Jack.)
But anways, it resolves itself and Jared and Jensen pat themselves on their backs, make out with tongue & have a quickie in Mr. Feeny's empty classroom. And they have to use Jensen's leather jacket to clean up. Jensen gets upset and is like "But I'm a rebel!" and Jared's all "YOU ARE NOT JAMES DEAN!" And Jensen says "WELL I WISH I WAS!" And Jared's like "IF YOU RUN OFF ONE MORE TIME I WILL NEVER SUCK YOUR DICK AGAIN!" Jensen apologizes for constantly running away and coming back and Jared hugs hum really tight. Then they kiss, say goodnight, and go home to their respective wimmins.
And Jared sometimes talks like an old Jewish man for comic relief and constantly references "Nana Boo Boo". Okay, I could go all night on this... I apologize, please return to your regularly scheduled porn & cat macros.
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Eros!Dean & Psyche!Sam: