memphis86, posts by tag: comic-con 08 - LiveJournal (original) (raw)
And it goes a little something like this...
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Dear Spring 2009 Schedule Proofs,
How does it feel to be my bitch?
Sincerely,
Memphis
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Dear Jared Padalecki,
Well, it's not Season 1 hair, but I do approve. Also, you are cleverly hiding that forehead o' doom. Dooooom.
With Love and Naked Jensens,
Memphis
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Dearest Jensen Elizabeth Ross Ackles,
Thank you for re-igniting the fire of mien inner Deangirl. I feared she was all for naught for a while there. Also, you should hurl more chairs at people what threaten your common-law-husband, Messr. Padalecki. It's ADORABLE. Also, as pointed out to me by karmicunderpath, JELLY BRACELET!! Therefore it's official now?
Please let me know when you plan to adopt your children and of what gender they are so I may send appropriately colored [sparkly] balloons.
Yours, 'til Niagara Falls (HONEYMOON! HINT! HINT!),
Memphis
Oh, SHOW. ILU. C'mon fandom, GROUP HUG!! Right here, let's do it.
*holds open arms*