memphis86, posts by tag: jensen elizabeth - LiveJournal (original) (raw)

| | HAPPY LAST NIGHT OF HANUKKAH!! :D**Yes, I am procrastinating on posting musics, I will catch up this weekend. Because today I have written! And it has re-invigorated me! And I am going to enjoy this spate of creativity while it lasts.I've seen versions of this on the flist, and I felt like giving it a shot... (even though I think it's obvious that I'm a ___-Girl, but who knows?) Based on what you know about me, my One True Character in SPN is... And my One True RPS "character" is... Jared "Yes, I am wearing the fuck out of this frilly pink shirt" Padalecki But beyond that, my BROTP is clearly... Jason Stackhouse & Andy Bellefleur Kurt Hummel & Brittany Brittanyerson House and Wilson would have been on the BROTP list but they're pretty much almost married by now, so I disqualified them.Tags:brittany brittanyerson, can i interest you in a shawnmukkah?, dean aloysius winchester, dr. acula, idk my bff d'argo?, jared padalecki dresses himself, jensen elizabeth, polls, samuel petunia winchesterMood:sillyMusic:The Reindeer Section - Cartwheels | Powered by Last.fm Tags:chainsawsuit, dean is pretty, dean tops for justice, dean/pie, deeeeeeeeean, east coast bitches, i amuse myself, i have a political boner for obama, i'm weird yo, if this is a rom com? kill the director!, inside jokes, jensen ackles is rather pretty, jensen elizabeth, jensen is a pretty little thing, john gets on his knees for yeddy, jon stewart is my lobster, macroz for joo, politicky, prettyness, recanting tales of a drunken memfish, sam bottoms for freedom, sarcasm ninja, spanky and gillberto, tom brokaw likes to suck mccain's dick, webcomicsMood::FMusic:Cold War Kids - A Change Is Gonna Come (Live) | Scrobbled by Last.fm And it goes a little something like this...**Dear Spring 2009 Schedule Proofs,How does it feel to be my bitch?Sincerely,Memphis**Dear Jared Padalecki,Well, it's not Season 1 hair, but I do approve. Also, you are cleverly hiding that forehead o' doom. Dooooom.With Love and Naked Jensens,Memphis**Dearest Jensen Elizabeth Ross Ackles,Thank you for re-igniting the fire of mien inner Deangirl. I feared she was all for naught for a while there. Also, you should hurl more chairs at people what threaten your common-law-husband, Messr. Padalecki. It's ADORABLE. Also, as pointed out to me by karmicunderpath, JELLY BRACELET!! Therefore it's official now?Please let me know when you plan to adopt your children and of what gender they are so I may send appropriately colored [sparkly] balloons.Yours, 'til Niagara Falls (HONEYMOON! HINT! HINT!),Memphis**( +3 moreCollapse )**Oh, SHOW. ILU. C'mon fandom, GROUP HUG!! Right here, let's do it.*holds open arms*Tags:\o/, are jared and jensen married yet?, comic-con 08, group hug, ilu show, jared padalecki dresses himself, jensen elizabeth, le femme philosophe, letters, massive love for the flist, omg yay, open letter to the universe, work is workyMood:geekyMusic:Yeah Yeah Yeahs - Maps **Things I have learned:**- If the internet explodes, and no one's around to comment, does it matter?- Jared Padalecki sends Jensen picture texts of his balls.- Jim Beaver approves of your porn. As long as those checks clear.- Jensen Ackles doesn't judge me because I help him get his swerve on.- Chad Michael Murray is going to have his babies in Nepal, and send Jared and Jensen picture texts of his balls.- Tom Welling is as Tom Welling does. Even if it makes causeways go D:- Jensen is adopting a Chinese baby with Jared. That's what the text messages were code for.- My air conditioner has yet to catch fire, thanks for putting the fear of God into me, Con Ed.- ignited is made of awesome.- regala_electra is only partly to blame, also she has the best new title for an RPS fic she won't write because she doesn't write RPS (except all those times she writes RPS, you know).- Did I mention Jared and Jensen in a biblical way? No? Well then. Yes they are.IS IT WEDNESDAY YET?? I CAN HAS TWIN?**And now I return to Seapony Island! Where Barack Obama is EL PRESIDENTE FOR LIFE and Dolphin Princesses make happy sounds on Pada-tummies. And of course, the SEAPONIES.Tags:♥, &j2;, are jared and jensen married yet?, big bang, blah blah, if this is a rom com? kill the director!, jensen and humpasaurus rex, jensen elizabeth, jensen enjoys jared's peen, jensen the dolphin prince, lists, pointlessness, seahorses, writingMood:&j2;Music:Beck vs. Devo vs. Bauhuas - Lugosi's Mongoloid Loser So I'm looking at this recs post wendy's got up (go and rec stuff! Anything!)And someone recs Full Frontal Friday, a blog with lots of COCK and so of course I'm sitting here in the empty office, clicking through and GAPING.And then, um, I come to this one, and I'm like, TOM WELLING??: **( NSFW!!Collapse )**Someday that blog will feature Penis Elizabeth Ackles. Yes, that's what Jensen's dick is called. HE HAS ONE YOU GUYS.Tags:bwah?, cock, jensen elizabeth, nsfw!!, recsMood:swiiiiiish!Music:Nikka Costa - Funkier Than a Mosquito's Tweeter Top of Page | | 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