memphis86, posts by tag: prosthetic feet - LiveJournal (original) (raw)

Yesterday? I found God in a dumpster. He gave me a mission. I must forever sing "I Will Survive", dress in striped spandex pants, and write fic where Sam has body dysmorphic disorder and goes to every single plastic surgeon in town until they agree to attach his feet to his head. I haven't figured out how to work the wincest dynamic in, but I figure John probably has a foot fetish so that's something.

I know for a fact that Sam thinks elevator music and a few dictionaries (God knows, why finish college, when you can read the dictionary) are a good seduction, so John won't have to work hard. It'll be hot hot sex with Sam hobbling around on crutches until he can get his replacement prosthetic feet. I think that Dean could put his lascivious talents to use by starting a sex toy company, he does have extra special knowledge about how to use anal beads right.

I know that fourfreedoms has mentioned the use of singlets in fic before, she said that they were the unsexiest thing evar, but I've decided she's wrong, so if you could please e-mail me all awkward wrestling pics so that I can put the Winchester's faces on them. It's the only thing that gets me in the mood to write anymore.

ETA: She disclaimed mine, so I'm disclaiming hers. This was ALL fourfreedoms's CRAZY CAKE.