memphis86, posts by tag: sam molests dolphins - LiveJournal (original) (raw)

Dear World,

I want macaroni and cheese with the bread-crumb crust like my Mommy makes it.

Am I spoiled, spoiled little only-child double-present getting brat if I call her up tomorrow and ask her to cook it for me?

Luff,
Memphis

(The correct answer is: YES YOU ARE, BUT NOT BECAUSE OF THAT. BECAUSE OF THE FACT THAT YOU ARE A SPOILED LITTLE BRAT.)

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Last night I was on like, a ROLL and stephanometra and we decided that our new band is called Octopus Bukkake and Sam will play the drums in a Starfish bra and Dean will wear a codpiece.

You kinda had to be there.