memphis86, posts by tag: top chef 3 - LiveJournal (original) (raw)

Re-watching season 3 of Top Chef and all I can say is I LOVE CJ SO HARD! TEAM CJ!!

Here are my completely superficial reasons why:

- He is TALL
- He can cook
- He is funny
- He towers over people
- He is right about Dale
- He is gorgeous
- TALL!!!!!
- I imagine he could roll Howie in a ball and bounce him like a basketball.
- HE IS TALL AND PRETTEH.

Also? Hung does not annoy me until he's scoffing at Brian's scallop dish and says: "So what? My monkey can do that!" And I am like: I HAVE NEVER MET A MONKEY THAT CAN PREPARE SEAFOOD. BE TALL OR GTFO.

I may have just consumed a multi-vitamin and bowl of Cheerios, which is making me peppy. 'Scuse the capslock.

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In SPN-fic news, I am writing a story that features a BUNYIP. Which is just fun to say. BUN-YIP. And yes, there is wincest involved (though not with the bunyip, because I'm really not that depraved, despite all evidence to the contrary).

Question though, what is the funniest thing for a bunyip to smell like? I was thinking cabbage, but there's gotta be a funnier vegetable/fruit/whatever for it to reek of.