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Harry Potter Slash -- The Quiz **[x] General Slash Questions -->1) Do you know what slash is?: yes 2) How did you first find out about slash?: fanfiction 3) What are your feelings on slash?: greatest thing in a fangirl's life 4) Any particular things you like to read in slash fics?: smut, angst, comfort, love, adventure, fluff[x] General Harry Potter Questions -->1) Do you know what Harry Potter is?: duh 2) How did you first find out?: introduced by a friend 3) What do you think about HP?: JK's a genius 4) Any specifics when it comes to HP fics?: HD slash and exciting adventures with complex plot devices 5) Any good fic archives for HP fic?: schnoogle, skyehawke[x] Harry Potter Slash Questions -->**1) When did you discover HP Slash?: browsing fanfiction.net when i was 13 and bored 2) How did you feel about it?: stunned at first. then my addiction simply grew exponentially from there. 3) What was your first slash pairing you read?: harry and draco!!! <3<3 4) What is your OTP (One Top Pairing)?: harry/ draco!!! (duh) 5) Your top five pairings?: HD, sirius/remus, hermione/ron, neville/blaise, severus/lucius 6) What is the one quirk you have in the fandom that others don't get?: i have a soft spot for deaging fics and ferret!draco fics. and i love smutty kink. 7) Do you write slash?: sometimes 8) What's your best piece of slash written so far (prior to this quiz)?: i start but dont end. xD 9) I want some slash recs. What are some you'd want to give me?: eclipse by mijan and cinnamon's fics. and everything from amanuensis. 10) Do you have a slash author you idolise/love their work?: the three mentioned above are interchangable in rank depending on my current mood**[x] The Specifics: In-Depth on Pairings -->**1) Tell me. Who has to be the dominant one?: no fixed top or bottom. i do like draco to be the top more often though. 2) Why?: harry has insecurity issues and i'm a sucker for protective draco 3) Who's your bottom then?: erm... harry ^___^ 4) Why?: he's sooo cute as a bottom! 5) What is the one pairing you indulge in, but your friends hate?: snape/ harry 6) What is the pairing you never thought you'd like, but you did anyway?: harry/ ron 7) What kind of naughty stuff does your OTP do in the bedroom/anywhere?: mind-blowing fucking, blowing, felching, minor bondage and snuggling. ^^ 8) Do you do Cross-Gen or Beastiality (how else do I phrase this...)?: nooooo!!! it's sorta kinky... but nooooo!!! 9) What is the most overrated slash couple ever (even if you love it lol)?: charlie/ harry and draco/snape. *cringe at the second* 10) What couple needs more fanfiction?: harry/ draco!!!!... oh fine, sirius/ snape, i suppose. 11) Do you have a fansite/fanfic series on your OTP?: hmmm.. nope. 12) If you could convert the world with one pairing, what would it be?: Harry Potter and Draco Malfoy. 13) What is your shout-out to your OTP?: omgomgomgOMGOMG you're both so hawt and sweet and *nosebleeds to death* **[x] HP Slash Fic Specifics: Oh Boy! Ship' Time!! -->**1) What fic converted you to slash?: isn't it obvious? harry/draco 2) Which fic would you recommend to newbie slashers?: harry/draco!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 8-) 3) What fic squicks you the most?: snape/ harry and harry/ginny and draco/ hermione and snape/ draco fics. 4) Have you stumbled upon a fic of a fave couple and ended up hating it?: some have left me dissappointed suffering from major mind-fuck. but i never hate them.

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Harry Potter Slash -- The Quiz

[x] General Slash Questions -->

  1. Do you know what slash is?: yes
  2. How did you first find out about slash?: fanfiction
  3. What are your feelings on slash?: greatest thing in a fangirl's life
  4. Any particular things you like to read in slash fics?: smut, angst, comfort, love, adventure, fluff

[x] General Harry Potter Questions -->

  1. Do you know what Harry Potter is?: duh
  2. How did you first find out?: introduced by a friend
  3. What do you think about HP?: JK's a genius
  4. Any specifics when it comes to HP fics?: HD slash and exciting adventures with complex plot devices
  5. Any good fic archives for HP fic?: schnoogle, skyehawke

[x] Harry Potter Slash Questions -->

  1. When did you discover HP Slash?: browsing fanfiction.net when i was 13 and bored
  2. How did you feel about it?: stunned at first. then my addiction simply grew exponentially from there.
  3. What was your first slash pairing you read?: harry and draco!!! <3<3
  4. What is your OTP (One Top Pairing)?: harry/ draco!!! (duh)
  5. Your top five pairings?: HD, sirius/remus, hermione/ron, neville/blaise, severus/lucius
  6. What is the one quirk you have in the fandom that others don't get?: i have a soft spot for deaging fics and ferret!draco fics. and i love smutty kink.
  7. Do you write slash?: sometimes
  8. What's your best piece of slash written so far (prior to this quiz)?: i start but dont end. xD
  9. I want some slash recs. What are some you'd want to give me?: eclipse by mijan and cinnamon's fics. and everything from amanuensis.
  10. Do you have a slash author you idolise/love their work?: the three mentioned above are interchangable in rank depending on my current mood

[x] The Specifics: In-Depth on Pairings -->

  1. Tell me. Who has to be the dominant one?: no fixed top or bottom. i do like draco to be the top more often though.
  2. Why?: harry has insecurity issues and i'm a sucker for protective draco
  3. Who's your bottom then?: erm... harry ^___^
  4. Why?: he's sooo cute as a bottom!
  5. What is the one pairing you indulge in, but your friends hate?: snape/ harry
  6. What is the pairing you never thought you'd like, but you did anyway?: harry/ ron
  7. What kind of naughty stuff does your OTP do in the bedroom/anywhere?: mind-blowing fucking, blowing, felching, minor bondage and snuggling. ^^
  8. Do you do Cross-Gen or Beastiality (how else do I phrase this...)?: nooooo!!! it's sorta kinky... but nooooo!!!
  9. What is the most overrated slash couple ever (even if you love it lol)?: charlie/ harry and draco/snape. *cringe at the second*
  10. What couple needs more fanfiction?: harry/ draco!!!!... oh fine, sirius/ snape, i suppose.
  11. Do you have a fansite/fanfic series on your OTP?: hmmm.. nope.
  12. If you could convert the world with one pairing, what would it be?: Harry Potter and Draco Malfoy.
  13. What is your shout-out to your OTP?: omgomgomgOMGOMG you're both so hawt and sweet and *nosebleeds to death*

[x] HP Slash Fic Specifics: Oh Boy! Ship' Time!! -->

  1. What fic converted you to slash?: isn't it obvious? harry/draco
  2. Which fic would you recommend to newbie slashers?: harry/draco!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 8-)
  3. What fic squicks you the most?: snape/ harry and harry/ginny and draco/ hermione and snape/ draco fics.
  4. Have you stumbled upon a fic of a fave couple and ended up hating it?: some have left me dissappointed suffering from major mind-fuck. but i never hate them. <_<
  5. What do you think about the amount of badly written slash produced?: practice makes perfect people! get more betas and dont give up!
  6. Has that made you stop shipping your pairing?: *gasp!* NO! never!!
  7. Since...*cough* died, do you think Depressing!Remus is portrayed as OOC?: no. i totally symphatise with him.
  8. What about the incest-fest? Weasleycest, Malfoycest, Blackcest, ect...?: they're ok, pretty hot actually. but i dont take em seriously.
  9. Fave pairings with Sirius?: remus lupin and severus snape
  10. Fave pairings with Harry?: draco malfoy and tom riddle.
  11. Fave pairings with Ron?: hermione granger and harry potter
  12. Fave pairings with Draco?: harry potter and blaise zabini
  13. Fave pairings with Severus?: lucius malfoy and sirius black
  14. Any other fave pairings you want to share?: did i mention harry and draco?

[x] Fandom Questions:

  1. Who's your fave slash artist?: there's no end to great authors.
  2. Do you read stuff from the SSFQF?: yeh, some.
  3. Your stand on JK's lawyers hunting down slash sites.: someone please kill them
  4. Are you able to access RestrictedSection.org?: yes
  5. FF.net: The melting pot of all crappy fics?: majority are crappy. there are really good ones once in a blue moon, though.
  6. Favourite Ship' site?: schnoogle, skyehawke, fanfiction.net, restrictedsection, there're plenty...
  7. Since I'm bored...Hell, what do you think of this survey?: pretty introspectiive. i like! ^^
  8. Any last words?: it's 2:37 in the morning and i'm eating ice cream.

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I'm getting highly obsessed with a certain series created by a certain J.K. Rowling. wanna know how I know I'm obsessed? cus' last night, I woke up, screaming, "Voldemort, you bastard!!!"

and that is all I have to say... T_T

We need to see just how many LJ's out there are fandom LJ's. There
are 13 million LJ accounts. Time to see how many of us are fandom,
and see what kind of impact we can have on LJ if we all were to pack
up and go.

Step #1: GO HERE:
The Fandom_Counts Community

Step #2: JOIN. That's all you need to do. Don't post. Just join,
and be counted. EVERYONE.

Step #3: SPREAD THIS LIKE WILDFIRE. Post it on your journal. Post
it on your Yahoo Groups to catch people who might have forgotten to
friend you. TELL EVERYONE. This will be good.

Warriors for Innocence!!!
some kinda vigilante group whose sole purpose is to skim the cybernet for pedophilia activity or content.
I googled it and went through their site. weirdest bunch of weirdos, like, ever. do they not have other things in their life to do? geez

May 29

--in the head of a certain Mark Hui--

Spongebob: I am your father.

Orlando Bloom: NOOOOO!!!! *pulls out lightsaber and cuts off Spongebob's arm*

Spongebob: Your pathetic attempts of homicide are futile!!! Muhahaha! *billions of arms grow back*

Orlando Bloom: Darn.. this calls for dire action!!! *pulls out cellphone and punches number*

*ring!! ring!!!*

Mark Hui: Yello?

Orlando Bloom: Spongebob is my father and I cut his arm off with a lightsaber but he grew a million back!!! HELP, MY FRIEND!!!

Mark Hui: ..... What? Who are you?

Orlando Bloom: Your online friend from mIRC!! Help me, GunsR'Us91!! This is imaprettyboy_Booml. Over.

Mark Hui: Riiiight... It's 4 in the morning, weirdo.. I've got school tomorro--

Orlando Bloom: GAAAAHHH!!!! *sounds of bazooka firing in the distance*

Mark Hui: My god!! What was that??

Orlando Bloom: My... my pet porcupine is... d-dead!!! Oh, Mark!!! *swoons*

Spongebob: I need to watch South Park now!! You, my forsaken son, shall allow me into your forsaken home to watch it with your forsaken noisy box thing!! NOW! *rolls Voldemort into a ball and stuffs him into cannon* Or I'll shoot!!

Orlando Bloom: okayokay!!! JEEEZZ!! I surrender, you crazy-insane-maniac-boob!!

*feedback screams into the phone*

Mark Hui: ... *silence*... erm... hello?

Mr. Incredible: *picks up Orlando's phone* Sorry for the inconvenience caused. We shall now go back to your regularly scheduled programme. *click!*

Mark Hui: huh.. *dumps phone onto the cradle and flops back on bed*

--and so ends another excitement-filled day in the life of Mark Hui--

On occasion, when one seeks solitude and sanctuary, the world's greatest tornado sets it's sumo foot in front of your face and stomps on it.

You attempt to grab a hold of the closest object to keep grounded by homing and focusing all your rage into that pinpoint. (in this case, the pulsating anger towards the vulgar elf to your right.) You grab onto the many clusters of your hatred, thoughts and utter insanity, and plunge them deep down into the recesses of your gut, leaving your mind blank with bliss. You then watch the funny shadows that are thrown unto the lecturer's face, the way they play out across different contours and minute bumps along his jaw. You muse at the way they stretch into variable lengths according to the small jerks that his head does to emphasize on a point you barely hear. 'Fascinating!' You think. You will surely have new ideas for your art later.

Inspiration is the weirdest thing, mostly because it strikes at the most impossible moment. But, you reason, that's what makes art worth creating; because it is stochastic and free from any traceable pattern.

The tornado starts to quieten down and you know it is time to nod 'yes, mom. yes, dad. i understand what you are saying perfectly and i will never, ever, do it again. i promise.' But in your mind, you are smirking. What bullshit your words are! You know that you will do it again. Only next time, you will be sure to be more cunning and sly. Your stealth is constantly being upgraded and you are glad to introduce new ideas of innovation and creativity to it. You bite down a grin as the hamster in your brain starts to run a hundred miles per second. Oh, the art of stealth! It is like second nature to you.

You didn't lament the passing of your past hobby: studying. Instead, you decide to celebrate the daily anniversary of your latest one: not studying.

And, yes, the minute the tornadoes whirl off into low gusts of wind, you flee to your room and plop down onto your bed sheets, scribbling down nonsensical rubbish into your LJ and posting your teenage angst for the world to see.

The End of today.

Major Chinese exams on Monday. My MT language is for shit and I had to spend 6 hours at the study table yesterday just to get the format for bao zhang hua ti and gong han right. It think i practically memorized the entire chinese dictionary in the process.. but, of course, throughout, my sister was being lectured by my parents and her tuition teacher just because she skipped tuition to hang out with her friends.

Also, her PIN code went haywire and she couldn't turn her mobile on, which led to us not able to contact her. My mother was livid. So, last night was a tension-filled household. Oh yeah, and I was freaking out a little when I couldn't think up four-word phrases for my zuo wen.

And it got worse. This morning, I was going through all my hidden files to filter some unneeded junk. Ok, then I really really had to go to the toilet and so I left the screen on, showing my QAF vid files. Oh god, the worst mistake of the century!! I came out of the toilet to find my father at the monitor, going through my stuff!! So, I walked up to him as casually as possible and then he, without looking at me, said, "Michelle, I don't want to see you watching this stuff ever again. Delete them. We need to talk." Oh god, the T word! And I knew that he was going to tell mom afterwards and I knew I was dead.

I already had a 'talk' with my mother a few months ago regarding porn and it's banes on my life and blablabla. I can't remember much probably 'cus I was hearing instead of listening. She demanded an explanation at the end of the 'talk' and I was... er, tongue-tied. So, we sat in the recesses of our living room, brooding, neither willing to utter the first word to break the silence. I swear, I could almost hear the crickets through the window. We spent 3 hours sitting on the sofa. Till 4 am. Tell me, how the heck was I s'posed to concentrate with Physics the next day?

Sigh.. I think I'm making myself feel depressed. Zhe jiu shi xian dai nian qing ren yi zhi bu jian qiang, er que fa zi lu jing shen de wen ti. wo men shi fo bu ke jiu yao le ma?

http://ardra.irishcaelan.com/

Ardra's QAF fiction: Limitations/Push/One (a trilogy)

veryveryvery very dark and very angsty. A truly glorifying and gory fic that makes your heart ache like hell and feel like murdering someone, preferably one of the characters in her story. Once I clicked on the first chapter, I just couldn't stop! It was so... intense, sometimes Brian and Justin may seem extremely OOC but, in fact, very IC when you actually stop and give a thought about it.

Tons of praise for her Fic!!!

sighh.. i've got two more weeks of none stop exams and last minute revison (which i do all the time so i'm not too particularly worried).

so, this is pretty much it. this year, whole year, it'll be me and my notes and my livejournal. wee..

a couple of my friends sleep at 9 and wake up at 3am just to study. cos their night owls and they really really cant concentrate in the afternoon at all. no wonder they dont pay much attention in class.