Middle-Earth Sock Puppet Theatre's Journal (original) (raw)

Saturday, December 6th, 2003

12:50 pm
[merrybrandybuck]

....

Anyone out there?

Anyone?

Thursday, July 31st, 2003

10:46 pm
[glimdoron]

MANDOS RELEASE FORM Mandos Release Form 22-AX22/909

NAME: Glimdoron the Bard
RACE: Rivendell Elf
PROFESSION: Annoying Bard
RELIGION: Tolkien Worshipper

LAST KNOWN GENDER:
[X] MALE
[ ] FEMALE
[] OTHER
If Other, Explain

CAUSE OF DEATH (SELECT ONE):
[ ] DIED IN BATTLE
[ ] DIED ON THE JOB
[ ] PLAGUE
[ ] WAR
[ ] FAMINE
[ ] TORTURE
[X] SUPERNATURAL CREATURE (Balrog, Maia, Sudden rain of herring)
[ ] NATURAL CAUSES
[X] OTHER
If Other, Explain:
While being a hollow, half-eaten chocolate candy elf, a copious amount of fireworks were placed inside my lower regions and detonated.

OCCUPATION/LIFE PURSUIT AMONG THE LIVING (SELECT ALL THAT APPLY):
[ ] ROYALTY
[ ] MERCHANT
[ ] HEALER
[ ] WARRIOR
[X ] KNIGHT
[ ] WIZARD
[ ] THEIF
[ ] BADGUY
[X] ARCHITECT
[X] ITALICS
[X] MINSTRAL
[ ] FARMER
[ ] FREELANCE WEB DESIGNER
[X] HOPELESS ASEXUAL BARD
[ ] COMPUTER HARDWARE CONSULTANT
REASON FOR RELEASE: I have a horrible need to write Filk, in order to upset Lady Anne, to drink myself silly at the White Rock Inn, Gondor, and to go sulk in the Green Dragon, Hobbiton

CHILDREN:
Melilot, adopted daughter.

ANY LAND OR PROPERTY:
Hollin Wood Kareoke Bar near the Malls of Moria

ANY UNIQUE ITEMS:
Anitharwyn, the wonder donkey.
My Donkey Cart,
The Unbreakable Lute, made by Celebrimbor
Lyre of Towers and Piers
Mysterious Pearl Necklace
Knight of Gondor chain mail and helm.

DO YOU HAVE ANY OBJECTION TO BEING REINCARNATED IN THE OPPOSSITE GENDER?
YES[]
NO[X]
EXPLAIN: Doesn't make any difference to me.

WHAT WAS YOUR ORIGINAL BODY?
Brenden Fraser in a long blonde wig.

WHAT OTHER BODIES HAVE YOU HAD:
I've been a Chocolate Elf, a Sh!t Demon, a pressed fairie in a book, and Kid Rock.

REQUESTED ALTERATIONS OF LAST PHYSICAL STATE:
[ ] RETURN TO ORIGINAL (UNALTERED NATURAL) BODY
[ ] LIMB REATTACHMENT/GENERAL REASSEMBLY
[ ] NONE
[X] OTHER:
I'm fairly sure my Mun will go on an Icon spree shortly after I'm released.

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FOR PROCESSOR ONLY:
[ ] ACCEPT
[ ] REJECT

NOTES:

Friday, June 20th, 2003

12:58 am
[manofrohan]

It seems I moderate this. Goodness gracious. If you want in, just comment. Puppets preferred.

Wednesday, May 7th, 2003

9:06 pm
[butterbur]

Monday, May 5th, 2003

11:21 pm
[butterbur]

Writers! Connoisseurs!
It is that time again. Time for one of the Prancing Pony's famed POETRY SLAMS.
The poetry slam will be held on Wednesday, May 7, at 9:00 PM EST, at The Prancing Pony.

All are welcome to read poetry! This will be done by writing comments, preferrably with "Slam Poem" in the subject line if you would like your poem scored. Poems may be of any length, and may be in song form. They must be written by you or your mun. If you are not submitting any poems and would like to be a judge, PLEASE DO. You may score the poems on a scale of zero to ten with one place after the decimal allowed. Please score ALL the poems by replying to the poem comment with "Score" in your subject line.

All are also welcome to read poems that they do not wish to be scored. All are welcome to party and enjoy themselves, drink, enjoy the strippers, and spend the night (we are an inn, after all.) Per tradition, we will probably have no judges and a winner will not be determined. But if we do, the winner will get a free night at The Prancing Pony, food and drink included. Read poetry!

Thursday, April 17th, 2003

12:07 pm
[belladonna_took]

So there it is. Well.

It looks as if my son Bilbo has retired permanently from the game, more or less. Since he was the only one I really interacted with (except my husband Bungo on occasion, before he also left), please consider me dead and still shagging in Mandos.

;)

Also, my mun hasn't played me since she went away last summer and she is going away for even longer this summer.

If anyone really wants me, she made lots of icons. They are pretty. So am I.

Current Mood: nostalgic

Tuesday, April 8th, 2003

6:37 pm
[theodwyn]

OOC Mun is gone to have supper. Likely be back in just under an hour. Sorry!

Current Mood: vive le rohan libre!

Tuesday, March 4th, 2003

8:25 pm
[poor_grima]

TakaCrantz: you killed eru
TakaCrantz: ;_;
scrunchie crown: doesn't that mean that the entire universe is undone?
TakaCrantz: Yes
scrunchie crown: oh.

Friday, February 21st, 2003

3:49 pm
[lothiriel]

Attention all interested citizens The trial of Elphir, formerly Prince of Dol Amroth will be held on Sunday afternoon/evening from 6pm GMT. All with testimony are required to attend.

Otherwise known as Lothy's mun is down with lurgi AGAIN *and* off visiting family until then. Kielle, is it okay to use Eomer as an NPC?

Current Mood: Judicial

Thursday, February 13th, 2003

7:06 pm
[lordof_imladris]

semi-OOC I realize that this has never been said before, so I'll be the one to say it. Elrond I and I often sit next to our muns as they talk, and once in a while something humorous comes up about Lindir. And I keep pulling on my mun's pant leg to mention this to the world wide sockpuppet community, but she never listens until now when I bit her fucking ankle and ran away before she could kick me.

Um.

We, Los Dos Rondos de Imladris, do not want anyone, and I mean

anyone to make a journal for our manbitch Lindir. First off, it would be redundant-- having two grovelling beings running around physically doing everything we ask would get annoying after a while, plus knowing the clichés that every puppet must go through, Lindir would fall in "LuV", get pregnant, get married, ANGST, go save someone in Rohan, etc. etc. etc.

Should a journal for Lindir be made and presented, it will not be endorsed or acknowledged by this Elrond and I'm pretty sure that Rondy #1 won't either. We have it on good authority that Lindir is perfectly fine being raped, mistreated, beaten, sold into the Ethiopian slave trade, and married off to random people, and he does not need one of you loons to make a voice for him. Besides, there has to be someone Tolkien made up that someone else hasn't already taken and mutilated to fucking death with their own hands-- let Lindir continue being fucked up indirectly.

Good night. And get the fuck off my lawn!

Sunday, January 26th, 2003

11:55 am
[otherringwraith]

...I still exist? ((out of character ramble...))

Apparently, I do. Lookitthat. Hey everyone. ::wave::

So, guess I'll try and see if I can get caught up a little. No way I'm going all the way back, but... yeah. Just need to get some idea of what's going on right now.

Ya, that's about all I've got to say. ^_^;

~Seven-mun

Wednesday, January 15th, 2003

3:41 pm
[faramirtook]

Your attention please. My mun despises the person in my icons.

She is looking for suggestions for someone else. Apparently Aaron Carter was only chosen because he was the right age. Oi.

Random fact: Emily has over fifty sockpuppets, and uses a spreadsheet to remember who they all are!

Saturday, December 14th, 2002

1:49 pm
[peonybaggins]

My munthingie has noticed that all of the sweet and nice people in LJ-Land are feeling angsty or upset or Not Good Enough, and so:
YOU ARE ALL GOING TO BE HAPPY, RIGHT NOW.

*hugs everyone*

Current Mood: loving

12:24 am
[celebrianrules]

HELLO The Emilypuppets have returned.

The Emily has cought up her friends page. And mine!

300 entries in a week! On both! Not too shabby. *distributes souvenirs from England*

Now what's this I hear about my son dating a horse?

Current Mood: so so tired

Tuesday, December 3rd, 2002

1:32 pm
[annlarimer]

Saturday, November 30th, 2002

9:08 pm
[theodred]

occ ish Hello folks. My mun and I were very bored. So we made one of those MESPT cartoon-y thingers.
It is bad. This we know.
But it is based on a

~~true story~~

funny idea, and when you look upon it you can think of me and my mun and say "Ahh, they are both

~~insane~~

pretty. I love them so very much it hurts." and be happy.
Yes.
Well, here:

Ha ha, yes.