100 Ways to Tell if you're a Swinger (original) (raw)

1. You get really tired of not making it to McDonalds before they quit serving breakfast Sunday morning (on your way home).

2. You're at the market, and the only things in your basket are condoms, breath mints and Red Bull.

3. On vacation you set aside time to stage a bunch of photos that are acceptable to show to your family.

4. You buy lap dances for your wife... And vice versa.

5. Your sexual fantasies never last very long... Because they keep coming true!

6. At your "normal" parties no one can go into the basement because you're afraid someone will notice the
sex-swing.

7. You know exactly which of your friends are allergic to latex.

8. You start having withdrawals after two days without internet access.

9. The movie "Swingers" was a huge disappointment to you.

10. You've closed your e-mails with "Bi Bi".

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