milanthruil, posts by tag: driving - LiveJournal (original) (raw)

Ok, so it's not so much FUNNY as it was REALLY, REALLY SCARY.

I'm driving on the freeway, right? In the HOV lane, Caitlin pretending we're in a hover car (..? Yeah, I'm not sure where that came from either.), and all of a sudden the car wasn't in it's lane anymore and was heading for the cement barrier. Now, I realize that it can't possibly be the car's FAULT, and that I was the one STEERING it, but

HOLY FUCKING CRAP!!!! Those little groove thingies on the side of the road are loud. Oh, and a swerving car is not fun. It's all because I pulled a kikiduckand was driving 75.

And then, I was sitting at my usual table at the skating rink, and this lady at the next table is trying to get her son to do his homework. She kept yelling things at him like "Well, if you don't want to do this then let's try this one!", "Speak up! I can't hear you!", and "I've only written three sentences here!". Needless to say, the kid seemed pretty unmotivated.

Then, evidently his pants were dirty, and supposedly some of the dirt got on the chair, and his mother's pants. She threw a fit.

Mom (while on cellphone): You got dirt on the chair!
Son: It's not even dirt.
Mom (still on phone): That is your dirt! Sit down!!

And a few minutes later..

Mom: You got dirt on my pants! *brushes pants off furiously* Look at this! THIS IS YOUR DIRT ON ME!!

I almost went over and asked her if she would like to go take a break and get coffee and that I would be willing to help her son with his little book report thing. On the Great Barrier Reef I think it was. I should remember this considering the lady was yelling almost everything. Having someone new help for a while would probably have been more productive than all the racket that lady was making. Maybe I'll offer to help if their there next time (except for then I'd probably be yelled at. Ironic, no?).