2011 June « Mimi and Eunice (original) (raw)

Credit Is Due (The Attribution Song)

Oh god she said it Shrillest word of all: “sexist.”
Your bleeding eardrums.

A woman says it Then a man says the same thing Now you can hear it

Your dangerous ass
Point that thing away from me
Too many lawyers

Free Speech means you don’t
have to ask if you’re allowed
to say what you want.

I would kill myself
If I had faith in the Law
Thank God for no faith.

If you’re entitled
You may not feel so happy
Which do you prefer?

Individuals
Are better than most people
They should have a club

Let’s get excited!
Our opponents make us mad!
Grr! W00t! Grr! W00t! Grr!