Haiku « Mimi and Eunice (original) (raw)

Fly Bait

My friend eschews sweets
He prefers salt and acid
That’s why he likes me

Say You Love Me


Saying you love me
Only hurts because it’s true
Say it anyway

Shrill 2

sexist?

Oh god she said it Shrillest word of all: “sexist.”
Your bleeding eardrums.

Shrill


A woman says it Then a man says the same thing Now you can hear it

Ass Coverage


Your dangerous ass
Point that thing away from me
Too many lawyers

Entitlement


If you’re entitled
You may not feel so happy
Which do you prefer?

Individuals


Individuals
Are better than most people
They should have a club

Political Rally

grr! woot!
Let’s get excited!
Our opponents make us mad!
Grr! W00t! Grr! W00t! Grr!

Cheap Ending

Pregnant!

Someone got pregnant!
Great way to end a story
by making it suck

Talk About Feelings

Mad, sad, glad, afraid:
These words are about feelings.
Your blather is not.

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