Haiku « Mimi and Eunice (original) (raw)
Fly Bait
My friend eschews sweets
He prefers salt and acid
That’s why he likes me
Say You Love Me
Saying you love me
Only hurts because it’s true
Say it anyway
Shrill 2
Oh god she said it
Shrillest word of all: “sexist.”
Your bleeding eardrums.
Shrill
A woman says it
Then a man says the same thing
Now you can hear it
Ass Coverage
Your dangerous ass
Point that thing away from me
Too many lawyers
Entitlement
If you’re entitled
You may not feel so happy
Which do you prefer?
Individuals
Individuals
Are better than most people
They should have a club
Political Rally
Let’s get excited!
Our opponents make us mad!
Grr! W00t! Grr! W00t! Grr!
Cheap Ending
Someone got pregnant!
Great way to end a story
by making it suck
Talk About Feelings
Mad, sad, glad, afraid:
These words are about feelings.
Your blather is not.