Lisa's Journal (original) (raw)
Wednesday, November 5th, 2008
10:01 am
I woke up today very optimistic. I teared up when I heard the wonderful news... I'm so happy and relieved. Even Ian was running around saying "yay Obama!"... it was really cute!
Current Mood: 
happy
Saturday, September 20th, 2008
10:55 am
I love Pink like there's no tomorrow. Have any of you seen her latest video yet? Her ex hubby is in it, which I think is really cool of him. She's hot, the song is great, and the video is laugh out loud funny - so go watch it!
http://new.music.yahoo.com/videos/--184533736
Tuesday, June 10th, 2008
4:56 pm
I know, I know - 3 posts in one day?? Pbbbbbbbbbt
The song "Soulmate" by Natasha Bedingfield is so incredibly beautiful. Makes me tear up. Go check it out on her myspace page!
8:21 am
the world is coming to an end! It's SNOWING@!!! June frigging 10th and it's coming down hard. WTF! The world is ending. My poor flowers!
Wednesday, January 9th, 2008
11:20 am
Monday, January 7th, 2008
12:27 am
Monday, November 26th, 2007
4:24 pm
Not enough time to do a real entry so just a quick note will have to do. My baby turns 4 today!!!!!!!!! I'm so sad and happy about it at the same time. We got his Thomas bed topper put on his bed so I'll have to post a pic of him when I have more time. Been super busy with traveling, thanksgiving, and black friday shopping (of course!). I hope you all had a wonderful holiday. :) :)
Saturday, June 2nd, 2007
9:53 am
If you're a fan of Peter Petrelli on 'Heroes' then you have to watch this video!! He's in Fergie's new video for her song 'Big Girls Don't Cry'... she's not bad to watch either so it's a win-win situation! Just passing on the love! :)
go to music.yahoo.com and do a search for Fergie. You'll find it.. it'll be worth it!
Monday, May 14th, 2007
3:02 pm
Friday, May 4th, 2007
4:55 pm
Brilliant! There are many of these recut movie clips on youtube now... this one is my favorite though. It won't be nearly as entertaining if you've not seen the actual movie. :)
http://youtube.com/watch?v=9IC4RGp2pno
3:14 pm
Tuesday, April 3rd, 2007
1:04 pm
Thursday, February 8th, 2007
1:42 pm
Anna Nicole Smith dead?!?~ Whaaaaat?
Tuesday, January 23rd, 2007
11:38 am
Wednesday, January 3rd, 2007
5:39 pm
*laughs* I'm so sorry to do this to you. This has me giggling madly.
A woman goes to her boyfriend's parents' house for Christmas dinner. This is to be her first time meeting the family and she is very nervous. They all sit down and begin eating a fine meal.
The woman is beginning to feel a little discomfort, thanks to her nervousness and the broccoli casserole. The gas pains are almost making her eyes water. Left with no other choice, she decides to relieve herself a bit and lets out a dainty fart. It wasn't loud, but everyone at the table heard the poof. Before she even had a chance to be embarrassed, her boyfriend's father looked over at the dog that had been snoozing under the woman's chair, and said in a rather stern voice, "Skippy!".
The woman thought, "This is great!" and a big smile came across her face. A couple of minutes later, she was beginning to feel the pain again. This time, she didn't even hesitate. She let a much louder and longer rrrrrip. The father again looked at the dog and yelled, "Skippy!"
Once again the woman smiled and thought "Yes!" A few minutes later the woman had to let another rip. This time she didn't even think about it. She let a fart rip that rivaled a train whistle blowing.
Once again, the father looked at the dog with disgust and yelled, "Skippy, get away from her before she shits on you!"
I love fart humor. :)
Wednesday, December 20th, 2006
8:51 pm
I don't do many quizzes, but the questions in this one were amusing.
Thursday, December 14th, 2006
12:07 pm
If you have a sec you should follow the link below and watch this movie advertisement. I think it looks so incredibly good. Must find out when it's being released. I remember hearing about all that stuff back when it was happening, but I guess I never knew the extent of it. I love the Dixie Chicks though, and I can't believe all the crap they had to go through. Anyway - watch! It's only a couple of minutes.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zZC5NJjwou0&mode=related&search=
Tuesday, December 12th, 2006
11:51 am
ok buck up. I must post again. :P These were just too sweet and funny not to post.
HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHO TO MARRY? (written by kids)
You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if you like sports, she should like it that you like sports, and she should keep the chips and dip coming. -- Alan, age 10
No person really decides before they grow up who they're going to marry. God decides it all way before, and you get to find out later who you're stuck with. -- Kristen, age 10
WHAT IS THE RIGHT AGE TO GET MARRIED? Twenty-three is the best age because you know the person FOREVER by then. -- Camille, age 10
HOW CAN A STRANGER TELL IF TWO PEOPLE ARE MARRIED? You might have to guess, based on whether they seem to be yelling at the same kids. -- Derrick, age 8
WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR MOM AND DAD HAVE IN COMMON? Both don't want any more kids. -- Lori, age 8
WHAT DO MOST PEOPLE DO ON A DATE? Dates are for having fun, and people should use them to get to know each other. Even boys have something to say if you listen long enough. -- Lynnette, age 8 (isn't she a treasure)
On the first date, they just tell each other lies and that Usually gets them interested enough to go for a second date. -- Martin, age 10
WHEN IS IT OKAY TO KISS SOMEONE? When they're rich. -- Pam, age 7
The rule goes like this: If you kiss someone, then you should marry them and have kids with them. It's the right thing to do. -- Howard, age 8
IS IT BETTER TO BE SINGLE OR MARRIED? It's better for girls to be single but not for boys. Boys need someone to clean up after them. -- Anita, age 9 (bless you child)
HOW WOULD THE WORLD BE DIFFERENT IF PEOPLE DIDN'T GET MARRIED? There sure would be a lot of kids to explain, wouldn't there? -- Kelvin, age 8
And the #1 Favorite is........ HOW WOULD YOU MAKE A MARRIAGE WORK? Tell your wife that she looks pretty, even if she looks like a truck. -- Ricky, age 10
Current Mood: amused
11:37 am
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Thursday, November 30th, 2006
10:26 am
WHAT is this world coming to?!?! A woman is charged with MICROWAVING her 1-month old daughter to death. WHAT THE HELL!?!? Sometimes I just shouldn't read the news. I get too sickened and pissed off at the world. If you don't want kids THEN USE SOME FRIGGING BIRTH CONTROL you piece of shit!