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Okay, hypothetical situation.

If a group of militant radicals put guns to your head and your families' heads and told you that you had to do one of these two things or they're gonna kill you and your family, which would you choose and why?

a) Watch each and every one of Michael Moore's movies one right after the other (including all DVD extras).

or

b) Listen to each and every one of Jello Biafra's spoken word albums one right after the other.

And yes, the radicals will be watching you to make sure you are, in fact, either watching or listening. And no, there is no option c.