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Belief = Function = Belief
mr_charisma
2002-12-29 12:15:00

According to my best recollection, I don't remember.
All I ask of life is a constant and exaggerated sense of my own importance.
Always glad to share my ignorance; I've got plenty.
Amnesia used to be my favorite word, but then I forgot it.
As I said before, I never repeat myself.
As the evening sky faded from a salmon color to a sort of flint gray, I thought back to the salmon I caught that morning, and how gray he was, and how I named him Flint.
Back up my hard drive? How do I put it in reverse?
Bartender! I'll have whatever the man on the floor was drinking.
Birdie birdie in the sky - Dropped a poopie in my eye - I didn't weep, I didn't cry - I just thank God cows don't fly.
Crime doesn't pay... does that mean my job is a crime?
Every time I think I know where it's at, they move it.
Everyone hates me because I'm paranoid.
Everyone is entitled to my opinion.
Give me the strength to change the things I can, the grace to accept the things I cannot, and a great big bag of money.
Gravity always gets me down.
Hi-ho, hi-ho, it's hand grenades I throw...
I bet living in a nudist colony takes all the fun out of Halloween.
I bet the main reason the police keep people away from a plane crash is they don't want anybody walking in and lying down in the crash stuff, then, when somebody comes up, act like they just woke up and go, "What was that?!"
I bought some dehydrated water, but I don't know what to add to it.
I can picture in my mind a world without war, a world without hate. And I can picture us attacking that world, because they'd never expect it.
I did a drot of lugs in college, I hink I thave dain bramage.
I don't care who you are, man. Get the reindeer off my roof!
I don't care who you are, man. Get the reindeer off my roof!
I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.

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