Crystal's Uberly Disfunctional Life (original) (raw)

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So you may be wondering what Im up too... Sorry Im not on as much as I want to be..

Thank you to Brandon and my Emmy for missing me *wipes tear* I missed everyone too :)

Well aside from trying to keep my cat alive, Im alright. Considering a job at some Westview Manor citizens home as a night nurse. 11pm - 7am every night and the only requirement is CPR qualified, and since I have my St. Johns and my Military first aid, this is right up my alley.

Back to the cat thing, My baby Bubbles is not even 5 months old yet, and he has:

a)Fallen from a 3 story balcony in Red Deer, caught in mid-air.

b)Crawled under my fridge and bit a naked wire, knocked himself unconcious for 7 hours, and I found him dazed, confused, and wet (sweating from the radiator underneath?) at 2:30am and brought him to the vet. Big lesion inside his mouth, and burned the hair off of his lips and a little patch under his nose. Antibiotics should make everything better.

c) and then when I thought it couldnt get worse, Andrew gave him a bath (I was sleeping or I would have not allowed this) but somehow he snorted a LOT of water up his nose and drowned. like literally.. When I woke up he was on the floor not breathing, and STIFF..they dont go stiff until they are dead! It takes a deer 7 hours to become stiff after his heart stops beating! So anyways I freaked and gave him CPR, Andrew sucked the water from his lungs and he started to breathe again just barely. Brought him to the vet and the first thing she said to me was "Hes not having a good time, I suggest we put him down." SAY WHAT DOC!?! I dont think Im gunna let you Euthanize my baby after he has proved to me (time and time again... *sigh*) that he CAN survive anything and that he truly must have some special bond with the Death or something.

"Hey Grim, Ill give you this catnip ball if you go poke the dog nextdoor"

I bet the Grim Reaper likes catnip.... Which is good because I have a bag of it in my cupboard, Ill offer it to him if he ever stops by.. most likely he'll want something else too... like my kinder surprise collection.......bastard...

K so what else can I rant on about ... Not much really.... Last night Ivan Andy and me went to shoot off the potato gun.. it didnt work properly so we just shot fire out of the end.

My hair is fading from the black dye, Sorta dark brown.. but I still cant get that FRIGGIN RED PIGMENT OUT OF IT!! grrrrr...

I want ever so badly to go to Moo-Moo town to see Emmy Mamoo Kane Becca and GGRANNNNDDDDPPAAAA!!!!! (tee hee Em told me Kane has more teeth then he does *snicker snicker* dont tell anyone okay! shh!)

By the way anyone wondering why I didnt email you back for some reason, my email account got deleted but is now back on the web so email me or sumthin!

Sigh... I miss you guys