Inpatient Ward (original) (raw)

for those who have strong hearts

WORST FMA SUE EVER. WE NEED TO HAVE A TRIAL ON THIS BITCH.

[sorry if it's out of place...but holy fucking shit.]

level of frustration:: pissed

To the Cyborg 009 authors and authoresses of fanfiction.net:

FUCKING CUT THE DAMN FLUFF. GO BUY SOME ROPE, MAKE A NOOSE, AND HANG YOUR GOD DAMN MARY SUE IN YOUR BACKYARD.

Okay. Is it just me, or has one author suddenly updated nine times in a single day ALL with fluffy JetxAlbert crap? The pairing is good, but FUCK.

WE'VE FUCKING HAD ENOUGH, BITCH.

And is it also just me, or have Sues become the new black or something like that? They're all fucking over. It's annoying. EVERY STORY. HAS A MARY SUE. WHAT THE FUCK.

I WANT SUE-HANGING JET/ALBERT BREAKUP ANTI-FLUFF ANGST. >=D

Love,

Mika

P.S. - also, Crystal, I know what I'm writing you for your birthday.

level of frustration:: annoyed

bashing head to:: Rewrite - ASIAN KUNG-FU GENERATION

*silence*

You just don't learn, do you...?

Screw this...

*Stomp* *stomp* *stomp* *SLAM*

009: Uh...She left this for me to read out...

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2867247/1/

Title: Little Red Riding Cyborg
Rating: T
Type: Humor/Action/Adventure
Creator: Kugatsu Kuro Kyohaku Bara
Summary: Oh, the clichè! Yes, I've done it. A story where my three friends and I go to the Cyborg 009 world ... and we all have Cyborg abilites. X.X

009: She'd also like to say that she's very pissed about another Mary Sue and that the chocolate danish was, in fact, her's...

Current Location: Room

level of frustration:: Mutha F-BLEEP-ker!

bashing head to:: none

BURN!

KILL!

Talk about your general disregard for the english language! Geeze...you know, there is a reason WHY you don't make sequels with Mary Sues in them.

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2913144/1/

If you can't make it there, then I've decided to burn this....

Title:

Skool makes you sooper smart

Summary:

What would happen if 002, 003, 009, 0014, and 0015 went back to school? Well, this is what I think would happen!
Cyborg 009 - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 982 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 4-27-06 - Published: 4-27-06

She can't even spell the title right! [I don't know if it's just a shot at BAD humor, or if she really was serious...]

So what's your take on it?

I think I should hold trial on this one...

level of frustration:: Homicidal

bashing head to:: Iris - Goo Goo Dolls

we're down to four slots left if you're thinking of joining without having to be rated and/or kicked out ^____^. now's the time to get your friends in, and remember to post a banner in your bio!
~ Mika

level of frustration:: homework time~! XD

bashing head to:: Forest Combat as a General Rule - .hack//GAME MUSIC

We apologize for not having court today. Both the executioner[s] and head judge are sick as hell and charges are still being worked on.

Again, we're sorry, but we didn't plan to get sick.

level of frustration:: sick

bashing head to:: After Midnight - Chicago OST

Tomorrow there's an open court trial. Who's up: CharizardRulz_Cyborg009Rulz. If you don't know who I'm talking about, go to ff.net and check out the most recently updated stories. Her charges are as follows:
murder in the first degree
assault in the first degree
kidnapping

any others? please comment tomorrow when we have the official trial. Please remember all charges are final and links are always sent to the defendants.

~ Mika

level of frustration:: excited

bashing head to:: Jupiter - Holst

27 February 2006 @ 03:52 pm

Oy, today was rainy and cold. I felt like I needed a laugh, so I decided to go ahead and describe the classic Sue-thor - that is, an author who writes Sues. Do enjoy.

SUE-THOR - Short for "Mary Sue author". According to her, she can do no wrong. In her perfect world, we all worship her Sue night and day. Sadly, all we really want is to gouge our eyes out with sporks every time she decides to flash another boob at us. You may be wondering how people like this get reviewed. It's pretty simple if you think about it. All she does is get her real-life friends to join the site, and she goes from there.
Of course, the frist time she is flamed, she believes that the entire world must stop and let her recover. Someone not like her character? WHAT? THAT'S CRAZY! She goes out of her way to try and insult her flamer, yet her flamer merely laughs and says to bring it on. The wrong thing to do here is to say "oh, I'm so sorry". At this stage, you should opt to instead give her some good concrit.
But more about her, herself. Her bio will be all about her real life. She believes that her real age is a terrible thing to reveal, and yet her name's the best one. She has all sorts of inside jokes posted, as well as her favorite foods and colors. All sorts of irrelevant shit.
And that's all I can think of right now.

level of frustration:: cold

bashing head to:: Ojamajo de BANBAN - Ojamajo Doremi

26 February 2006 @ 07:44 pm

Ah, this post is public. Wow, how long has it been since I made a public post? Good question. And one that is not even biased. I'm on a roll here~!

Okay then. One of the most common questions that seems to be popping up a lot more often these days is "What's a Mary Sue?". A simple question which has a fairly complex answer. Thank you to Sadie who has helped me to write this [since she designs almost every single one of the characters in the stories].

MARY SUE: A Mary Sue is often described in one word: perfect. Her hair is beautiful, her makeup is never messed up, her eyes twinkle and sparkle in dark rooms, and she is not fat but eats like a horse. She can do no wrong, and when she does, she is instantly redeemed since everyone knows it was just an accident. She has the strongest power out of all the cyborgs and is not afraid to flaunt it openly. She steals the glory. And you know?
She's only fourteen, at the top of the Varsity squad, with forty boyfriends waiting for her to ditch the current model.
Authors often create Sues with visions of what they want. For example, a girl who is a social outcast would make herself into the most popular girl in school and the best-looking. She would be traumatized by becoming a cyborg, and instantly, the author decides to give her a nice, tragic past so she can angst and brood about it. The Sue is ready made with a few guns in each of her fingers and toes, a fire-spewing sword, and an acceleration switch that lets her get up to around mach ten. And of course, what am I forgetting? Oh yeah, her zero-zero number. Excuse me, but there were only THIRTEEN ZERO-ZERO CYBORGS [well, fourteen...no, fifteen, if you count the duplicates of 0010 and 0013]. And let's face it: everyone loves her, everyone but Francoise. Joe ditches her for the new and more beautiful model. Francoise goes into depression and commits suicide, but no one notices.
Sues are always cyborgs. This gives them the perfect angst opening for Jet, Albert, and Joe to rush to her side and comfort her. And she will always have an acceleration switch in one of her teeth. Of course, she will be commander in chief from the moment she wakes up in the Dolphin after fighting the cyborgs under BG, but having been successfully won over, she joins. The originals are no longer hunted - she is. Often times she dies by sacrificing herself to save the guy she loves, but is revived by some mysterious thing and gets married to said cyborg.
In short, she can give you the stomach flu by flashing her teeth at you and giggling her big boobies up and down a few times.

-owari-

level of frustration:: sleepy

bashing head to:: Into the Storm - band CD

25 February 2006 @ 10:04 am

We, Mika, Sadie, and Crystal [mika0021 and crystal_remnant] hereby hold these charges to Hola Friends:

plagiarism

murder in the first degree

assault in the second degree

bribery

minor's use and possession of a firearm

We; The Moderators of Cyborg 009 MVU; sentence Hola friends to a level Zero ranking, stripped of all rights to Cyborg Soldier 009 [here and Fanfiction.net] and sentence to death her Mary Sue. All decisions are final.

level of frustration:: Time to die bitch...

bashing head to:: Cyborg 009 ~ Genesis of next