Welcome To The Video Store - The Bad Stuff (original) (raw)
I remember going to the video store, browsing the shelves, and picking out a movie based on the box art alone. I'd look at the front, I'd look at the back, and more often than not I'd put it back on the shelf. Occasionally there'd be something like Ghost in the Shell or Ninja Scroll, and I knew I just had to rent it, or more accurately get my parents to rent it.
This isn't just a list of movies that were available on VHS at my local video store, this is also a list of movies that I would have rented had they been there. They have box art and synopsis appeal, regardless of the reality contained within.
This is my virtual VHS store, where we say Japanimation and we don't stock TV shows unless they're only a few episodes long. I hope you like violence and nudity. Things here also generally skew older, keeping with the VHS theme.
This is the bad stuff list. If you want the good stuff list, go here: https://myanimelist.net/stacks/9517
Tags: Old, Oldtaku, Retro, Violent, 1980s, 1990s, Trash, So bad it's good
Movie, 1996, 1 epMe:- Author:2
If you've having trouble finding this one, it's also called, "Space Armageddon". This is one of those anime that feels like a fake anime made for something else.
A "this is what anime is like for people who don't like anime" type anime.
OVA, 1987, 1 epMe:- Author:3
OVA, 1986, 1 epMe:- Author:3
OVA, 1989, 1 epMe:- Author:3
I'm kind of amazed at how bad this one is. It's bad bad.
OVA, 2000, 1 epMe:- Author:3
There are some hilarious animation bloopers in this one, like objects with cutoff edges floating in the middle of the screen because they thought they were close enough to the edge that no one would see it. Back on an old CRT, yeah, maybe, but you definitely see those floating edges now.
OVA, 1989, 1 epMe:- Author:4
OVA, 1985, 3 epsMe:- Author:4
I like the name Fandora more than I like the show Fandora.
OVA, 1991, 1 epMe:- Author:4
The body horror stuff is pretty good.
OVA, 1988, 3 epsMe:- Author:4
OVA, 1995, 1 epMe:- Author:4
Shadow Skill: The Movie is equally terrible.
TV Special, 1994, 1 epMe:- Author:4
The sequel is also bad.
OVA, 1994, 8 epsMe:- Author:4
This has just about everything I like in a show, but even so, I just don't like it. I think it's bad.
OVA, 1996, 2 epsMe:- Author:4
OVA, 1987, 1 epMe:- Author:4
Guy gets into a mech suit and can't get out of it. We've all been there.
Movie, 1986, 1 epMe:- Author:4
This initial outing for The Guyver is bad. Watch the 1989 and 1992 Guyver series instead. The 2005 series is the most complete telling and also good.
Movie, 1986, 1 epMe:- Author:4
OVA, 1993, 1 epMe:- Author:4
OVA, 1996, 3 epsMe:- Author:4
I am bruised all over my body because I had to fight naked. There is a war going on, even dinosaurs are here, and they use bows and arrows. My sword is unbelievably dull. I'm not joking, twelfth and thirteenth century foreigners surround me. I must somehow make sense of our convoluted situation.
OVA, 1996, 3 epsMe:- Author:4
Some of the most extremely 90's looking designs you'll ever see. Worth watching just for that.
Movie, 1994, 1 epMe:- Author:4
Movie, 1989, 1 epMe:- Author:4
I like the ninjas, ancient evils, and foretold prophecies, but this just isn't that good of a movie.
OVA, 1991, 1 epMe:- Author:4
Powerfully dull. Like, surprisingly so. Watch this OVA intently, like you truly care, and feel how the life drains from your body. It isn't even an hour long, but boy does it feel longer than that.
OVA, 1986, 1 epMe:- Author:4
This first OVA in the series is the worst one. The sequel, Evil Town, is actually alright. Hell's Wind isn't as good, but it's also not as bad as this first one.
OVA, 1991, 1 epMe:- Author:4
It's Death Note? But the protagonist is his own Shinigami? Meek office worker goes home at night, goths up, then doles out punishment to criminals with his human skin book.
OVA, 1986, 1 epMe:- Author:5
This one's kinda okay, it's the sequel that's the real trash, but ya gotta start here. Just a cool guy doing cool guy shit. "Violence of the Flame" is a banger of a theme too: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qxHgVBpKNEo
OVA, 1991, 1 epMe:- Author:4
OVA, 1996, 3 epsMe:- Author:4
Watch the 1995 Shadow Skill OVA instead, or not, it's not great, it's just better than this.
OVA, 1987, 1 epMe:- Author:5
Instead of watching this you could watch Alien, Galaxy of Terror, and Event Horizon. I suggest you do that.
OVA, 1990, 2 epsMe:- Author:5
You'd think they couldn't make rally racing uninteresting, but they figured out how to do so here. At least, it didn't work for me at all. It's not terrible, it's just bland.
OVA, 1987, 3 epsMe:- Author:5
OVA, 1988, 2 epsMe:- Author:5
OVA, 1987, 1 epMe:- Author:5
OVA, 1989, 1 epMe:- Author:5
OVA, 1992, 1 epMe:- Author:5
OVA, 1994, 5 epsMe:- Author:5
Genocyber is kind of rad, but it still sucks.
OVA, 1991, 4 epsMe:- Author:5
Movie, 1986, 1 epMe:- Author:5
OVA, 1987, 1 epMe:- Author:5
OVA, 1994, 2 epsMe:- Author:5
OVA, 1990, 1 epMe:- Author:5
OVA, 1992, 1 epMe:- Author:5
Movie, 1983, 1 epMe:- Author:5
OVA, 1998, 2 epsMe:- Author:5
OVA, 1990, 1 epMe:- Author:5
OVA, 2003, 3 epsMe:- Author:5
OVA, 1998, 1 epMe:- Author:5
This has a great art style reminiscent of Yoshiaki Kawajiri's work, and is just a wonderfully dark 90's OVA. It looks so cool, I just wish the story were more compelling.
OVA, 1991, 3 epsMe:- Author:5
OVA, 1998, 2 epsMe:- Author:5
OVA, 1988, 1 epMe:- Author:5