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The reddit interview.

Madonna: Hello Reddit! I’m excited to do this! Just finished working out, now I’m in front of the computer….ready for your questions…

You’re coming over for dinner. What the hell do I make? Madonna: Make me a dirty martini

Pharell Williams once said he suggested to Daft Punk that they should produce for you. Frankly, it would be the ultimate fucking collaboration, ever. Would you consider it? Madonna: I would love to work with Daft Punk. Just waiting for them to return my call

Is there a new album coming in 2014? Madonna: there might be…my creative juices are flowing….

Madonna do you ever think of writing an autobiography? Madonna: yup. but i feel like i need to live more of my life. a short one is coming out in Harpers Bazaar

Did you heard about technical mastering issues on some “MDNA World Tour” DVD & Blu-Rays in Europe ? Madonna: yes and im absolutely horrified. my label is looking into it…trying to get to the bottom of it. it might be a case of old technology not working with new technology. please be patient.
I spent 6 months editing and doing the sound mix for the DVD the last thing I want to hear is that the fans arent getting the fruits of my labor

Is #secretproject your more ambitious project? Madonna: its a very ambitious project because it deals with very controversial issues…both global and personal. im extremely passionate about it. it means more to me than anything i have ever done before. in one week it wont be a secret.
djayef: Madonna what are you going to do tonight?
Madonna: test the projection of secretprojectrevolution on a wall

Hi, M! I hope you’re doing well. What is the last dream you remember that you’re willing to share? Madonna: Brad Pitt and I were living together and there was a small blonde child in the bed. Sorry Angelina, it was only a dream.

Big fan and current University of Michigan student here. What is the craziest thing that has ever happened during one of your concerts? Madonna: all the power went out in the middle of the show for an hour in a stadium in Cordoba. That was fun

My love! I know many a gay man (including myself) have performed to one of your songs, but I must ask, when was the last time you saw a good drag show? Sending you a zillion kisses from Vancouver! XOXO Madonna: every night of my concert in the golden triangle

Good afternoon Queen, i’m from México, i want to ask you if you have ever think about doing a movie about Frida Kahlo?Also i want to ask if you’re gonna write a memoir at some point in your life? Thank you for everything you have done for LGBT, Israel, Syria and minorities. Madonna: i would love to make a movie about Frida Kahlo but one was already made

Madonna, I heard you visited an amusement park in Helsinki, Finland while on MDNA tour there last year. How was it? Madonna: i got really sick to my stomach. but the rides werent long enough. i felt cheated.

Are you fan of reddit? Madonna: HUGE

Throughout your career you’ve taken a stand against homophobia, sexism, ageism etc. but what current issues drive you to voice your opinion creatively ? Madonna: Censoring of artists, around the world. Censorship – for instance Pussy Riot.

Where have you not yet traveled that you would like to? Madonna: Egypt and an island off the coast of east Africa called Lamu

Good evening Madonna! Do you want us to ask intelligent questions? Madonna: Duh

If you could describe the Harpers Bazaar photo shoot in one word what would it be ? Madonna: quick and painless

Madonna, I’m trying to make a 2013 playlist, what is the song this year that you have playing on repeat nonstop? I could use the help. =] Madonna: On of my favorites songs out right is “Oceans” by Jay Z and Frank Ocean

Madonna, what is the most embarrassing moment of your life? Madonna: there’s so many. when i went out on stage and said hello to the wrong city. sleep deprivation.

In your MDNA tour DVD you talk about how much you appreciate the love of your fans, and at the end of masterpiece i can see the emotion in your eyes. What do your fans mean to you? You mean so much to use. we really truly love you Madonna: we exist because of one another so its circuitry its totally reciprocated.

Welcome M! As W.E. was STUNNING, looking to direct another movie? Madonna: yes thats next on my to-do list. direct a film.

whats your favourite method of procrastination? Madonna: plucking my eyebrows

No questions. Just saying thanks for being so fucking badass. Madonna: thanks for noticing

I know you love soundtracks. Which ones have you been listening to recently? Madonna: The soundtrack to The Skin I Live In.

“American Life” was an unfairly maligned album and many of you fans rank it as one of your best. What do you think critics and casual listeners “didn’t get” about that album? Madonna: because i dealt with alot of controversial issues in it. i criticized american politics, the entertainment business in hollywood..i was in an angry mood when i was making it. maybe that came across. but i was in an angry mood when i made my last album too

Big fan and current University of Michigan student here. What is the craziest thing that has ever happened during one of your concerts?erma-lien Madonna: all the power went out in the middle of the show for an hour in a stadium in Cordoba. That was fun

Hi Madonna, how do you calm down when you get angry? Love. Madonna: i dont its a hot mess

When will you release a sequel to Sex? I believe we’ve waited long enough. Madonna: probably never there is no sequel one time only

Which music video was your favorite to make? Madonna: justify my love in paris

Hey M, what’s the first thing that comes to your mind when you enter on stage to a roaring crowd? Madonna: what city am i in again? and then….breathe….

Pussy Riot member Maria Alekhina has unfortunately been denied parole and a Russian news outlet’s headline “No Russian Feels Any Respect for Pussy Riot” is less than progressive. How important do you feel it is an artist’s duty to voice forth a statement of equity between such issues and do you feel it’s being used enough in the current year 2013? Madonna: its essential its the artsts responsibility to reflect society and have the freedom to express themselves

Hi Madonna! When is Blond Ambition Tour coming to DVD? Madonna: when i can find the tapes in the archives

Do you believe in Astrology? What is your rising sign? Do you feel more your sun sign or moon sign or rising sign? Madonna: i believe in the science of astrology i do not know my rising because you need to know your time of birth but my moon is in Virgo and i feel equally split down the middle 50% leo 50% virgo

What is your favorite dessert? Madonna: A lemon tart or the rose lycee macaroon cake from La Duree

I love everything you do, and I love you of course. So do millions, as you know, and you have fans in all walks of life. What would you tell the ones who will probably never meet you and can’t ever afford to see you live? Madonna: thats the great thing about making music and films. it reaches people you havent met yet. i can still connect with people thru my art.

Hi Madonna. If you decide to write a book for women, what is the first subject that comes to your mind? Madonna: dont give to a man what he doesnt give you first

Why u do not have any pet at home? Madonna: i have fish and some cockroaches

Are you coming to the Hard Candy Fitness opening in Berlin? I wanna work out with u Madonna: yes, see you there

M why didn’t you sing Love Spent in São Paulo? We missed it a lot. You had to spend your luv on us. Madonna: i think i cut it out because it was raining and i was on the edge of the stage naked and i wasnt feeling well

What is the quintessential Madonna album according to you? Madonna: ray of light

hello God! Would you ever fight and talk about LGBT rights in Africa? We need you! Madonna: of course and i have. I made a statement about the law in malawi for people being arrested and sent to jail for being gay.

Whose idea was to re-invent the famous JPG corset? Madonna: It was gaultiers idea to re-create the black patent leather cage

Madonna I want to apologize for booing at your concert oct 16th 2008. You mentioned Obama and I booed . I have felt bad for years after. I think you are a wonderful person and an amazing artist. Thank you for inspiring me all these years. Madonna: i forgive you

Can you name one gay guy you wish you could turn straight? Madonna: frank ocean

how can the planets affect our behavior? me and my sister were born the same day and we are very different Madonna: the same year? are you twins? if you are not born the same year, its totally different. the planets the moon the suns the stars were all lined up in different ways. If you are twins you were born at different times.

what mood are you in right now? Madonna: feeling pulled in a million directions

WE ALL KNOW DETROIT IS A TOUGH CROWD!!! WE LOVE YOU DONT GIVE UP ON US!!! PLEASE KEEP COMING BACK!!! p.s. what did guy do with the photos of all the tattoos of you? Madonna: i cant tell you, its x-rated

What should religion and politics do to help World PEACE? Madonna: not get involved with one another. separate church and state

Where should I put these hydrangeas? Madonna: up your ass

Where do u keep your award trophies? Madonna: i dont, they are in my award closet

why do you think people have such a hard time wrapping their head around everything you do? it seems like people are so confused by you. Madonna: because i dont explain everything nor do i feel the need to.

You have accomplished pretty much everything. What’s your proudest achievement as an artist? Madonna: secretprojectrevolution

Hi Madonna! Would you consider doing a full-on rock album? Madonna: full-on no

In Die Another Day (love this song !) you say : “Sigmund Freud, analyse this”. Can you explain why ? You like his work ? Madonna: actually im not a big fan of Sigmund Freud, it was meant to be ironic because i dont think everything can be analyzed i think he was too celebral and a misogynist. im a fan of carl jung.

WILL YOU EVER COME TO INDIA ON TOUR? Madonna: if i could find the right venue to play in