To one of my great inspirations! (original) (raw)

Happy birthday, Ginny Weasley! In honor of your special day, I'd like to announce that I am working on my 90th Wandwielder novel, called

Winny Geasley and the Savage Beast of Metaphorius Eroticus

This novel is, of course, a sequel to my best-seller Winny Geasley and the Green-Eyed Wizard Owner of the Great Wand. The new novel is not yet finished, ergo a release date has not yet been set. But in honor of Miss Geas-- errr, Weasley's birthday, I shall give you a brief summary of the book to whet you're appetite.

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Winny Geasley went on vacation to escape what she called the "dull London scene", taking as her travel companion and protector her bespectacled lover Perry Hotter. After many particularly pleasurable hours, they found themselves stranded at the Castle of Metaphorius Eroticus. Despite the dire situation, they enjoyed penetrating the castle and plumbing its depths, taking great delight in the tall columns and secret chambers.

But little did they know that the castle held another inhabitant - a growling, clawing, roaring and sometimes conga-dancing beast, which threatened to devour the vacationing couple. Can Perry and Winny survive until they can find a way out? Or will they be consumed by the savage creature of Metaphorius Eroticus?