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| | Welcome to needsablonde, a Torchwood fanfic challenge community, for all pairings, all genres, all ratings - anything goes!See the guidelines for details on how to take part! TITLE: Jack goes shopping....SERIES: needs a blonde challenge 6CHARACTERS: Jack, Ianto, JudoonPAIRINGS: Jack / Ianto (as if you have to ask)RATINGS: NC-17WARNINGS: Jack dies... Doctor Who ReferencesSUMMARY: Jack faces justiceAUTHOR’S NOTES: minor re-use of a Tardis_Bigbang idea that’s not letting go – 1000 words exactlyDISCLAIMER: I don’t own Torchwood. If I did we’d have S4 to 10 confirmed. They belong to the BBC and RTD.Beta’d by dandie_dinmont and fatchickengirl, thanks! http://hab318princess.livejournal.com/62608.html Tags:challenge 06, gwen cooper, ianto jones, jack harkness, rating: nc-17 Title: The Poetry of FreemCharacters: Ianto, Jack, OwenRating: GDisclaimer: Torchwood is not mine. It belongs to RTD and BBC.Warnings: Bad poetry, crack!ficSpoilers: None.Word Count: 235Summary: Ianto and Owen read some alien poetry. Jack tells them what it’s really about.Notes: Set sometime in season 2 because I think Ianto and Owen have developed a friendship by then, but it’s not really important. For needsablonde challenge 6, because missthingsplace wanted to see the other idea I had.( The Poetry of Freem )Tags:challenge 06, ianto jones, jack harkness, owen harper, rating: g Title: The Magician UprightCharacters: Jack, the creepy fortune telling girlRating: GDisclaimer: Torchwood is not mine. It belongs to RTD and BBC.Warnings: NoneSpoilers: Not any in particular, but the girl shows up in Dead Man Walking and Fragments. References to what happened in between seasons 1 & 2.Word Count: 436Summary: She knows the future, and this is it. No matter how much Jack disagrees.Notes: Set very pre-season 1 in the 1960s. For needsablonde challenge 6. Surprisingly, not a crack-fic.( The Magician Upright )Tags:challenge 06, jack harkness, rating: g So, here we go again ... come one guys, lets have more entries this time!"Don't hide from the spaceships, they come for thee."and"But that's just so wrong!"(Quotes on both lines may be removed at author's discretion)Remember, the first line must be the first line of your fic, and the second line must be the last - and with a total wordcount of 1000 or less!This challenge ends on May 23th, 2009 - entries can be posted any time between now and then (or later, if you want...) - all entries should use the 'challenge 06' tag.Tags:challenge 06, challenge set Title: First Time's (Not Such A) CharmCharacters: Jack, Suzie, Owen, Tosh, OFCRating: GDisclaimer: Torchwood is not mine. Never will be. No matter how much I want Jack.Warnings: NoneWord Count: 585Summary: Gwen was not the first person Jack hired as a police liaison.Notes: Set pre-season 1 and pre-Ianto. For needsablonde challenge 5.In my book, it's still Saturday because I haven't gone to sleep yet. Changed the punctuation on the last line a little.( First Time's (Not Such A) Charm )Tags:challenge 05, gen, jack harkness, owen harper, rating: g, toshiko sato Title: A Rather Different Blog 11Author: wyklingParings/characters: Jack/Ianto, mentions of the teamDisclaimer: Torchwood belongs not to me but RTD and the BBC, I don't get money for any of this.Summary: Jack takes Ianto out for lunch and the rift happens…Spoilers: NoneWarnings: NoneRating: PGWord Count: 739A/N: Written for the needsablonde Challenge 05. This is a fictional journal entry of our beloved captain and can be like the other entries of this blog read as standalone.The other entries can be found on this master's listTags:challenge 05, ianto jones, jack harkness, rating: pg On behalf of morbid_sparks, the lines for challenge 05 are:"Don't touch the purple one."and"I don't see why we had to use a kebab."(Quotes on both lines may be removed at author's discretion)Remember, the first line must be the first line of your fic, and the second line must be the last - and with a total wordcount of 1000 or less!This challenge ends on April 25th, 2009 - entries can be posted any time between now and then (or later, if you want...) - all entries should use the 'challenge 05' tag.See the guidelines for more information on entering.Tags:challenge 05, challenge set Ok, sorry this is a day late folks - I was busy falling in love with Burn Gorman at the Hub2....Anyway, the lines for challenge 04 are..."Okay, now you're crossing a line."and"You won't be sorry with a Harwoods lorry!"(Quotes on both lines may be removed at author's discretion)(both lines were also shamelessly influenced by this weekend!)Remember, the first line must be the first line of your fic, and the second line must be the last - and with a total wordcount of 1000 or less!This challenge ends on March 28th, 2009 - entries can be posted any time between now and then (or later, but they won't be included in the roundup) - all entries should use the 'challenge 04' tag.See the guidelines for more information on entering.Tags:challenge 04, challenge setLocation:Home! NEEDS A BLONDE CHALLENGE 3 -1000 words maxCharacters: Jack, Ianto, Gwen, D’clovirRating: PG:13 - 785 wordsDisclaimer: If I owned Torchwood, we’d have confirmed Series 4 to 10, alas we are still waiting for the BBC. D’Clovir is mine…A/N – not beta’d – but it’s fic (may not be good fic, but it’s fic) not a meme!Summary: alien celebrations…Fic be here: http://hab318princess.livejournal.com/50498.html Tags:challenge 03, gen, gwen cooper, ianto jones, jack harkness, rating: pg-13 Title: Mile High on the London EyeAuthor: TlantiCharacters: Jack and IantoRating: NC17Warning: Graphic MM sex, mentions of character death, swear words, general slashy naughtinessSpoilers: References to The Sound of Drums/Last of the Time Lords/Kiss Kiss Bang BangWord Count: 979Summary: It’s a bit naughty and the title might just give the game away.Disclaimer: I’m not making any money from this and don’t own Torchwood in any way shape or form... but will admit to having a great time writing this... um... creation.A/N: Response to Challenge 03 in needsablonde, "You are entitled to celebrate your half-birthday -- the day exactly six months after your official birthday." (this may or may not be in quotes -- author's discretion) and "Define crazy." (I hope I get the "tags" thing right as I'm a bit of a novice!)( Mile High on the London Eye Collapse )Tags:challenge 03, rating: nc-17, s: jack/iantoLocation:New ZealandMood:accomplished It's my turn this time. Since for most of you, it's already March 1st, here we go. Your lines are:"You are entitled to celebrate your half-birthday -- the day exactly six months after your official birthday."(this may or may not be in quotes -- author's discretion)and**"Define crazy."**Remember, the first line must be the first line of your fic, and the second line must be the last - and with a total wordcount of 1000 or less!This challenge ends on March 14th, 2009 - entries can be posted any time between now and then (or later, but they won't be included in the roundup) - all entries should use the 'challenge 03' tag.See the guidelines for more information on entering.ETA: I fixed my goof on while tag to use for entries. See what happens when I copy and paste!Tags:challenge 03, challenge setLocation:HomeMusic:Torchwood - "Reset" Previous 20 Entries Top of Page | | 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