neocrackpets - Profile (original) (raw)

You're addicted and you know it. You spend about 9 hours a day on the site and you can't get enough. You would sell your soul for that one avatar you know you can't afford. All you do is talk about Neopets, like it's your life. Pathetic. You are utterly pathetic. Join others just like you and revel in your addiction and perversion. Talk about anything - especially just how addictive and awful and mind-corrupting Neopets is. We like conspiracy theories, too, about how Neopets is going to attempt world domination.

READ THIS BEFORE JOINING!

The following are the Rules and Regulations of this community. Please read this page before joining and PAY ATTENTION to the rules. Because of the nature of this site, it is Friends Only.

Disclaimer: We are not afraid to curse - and cursing we do a-plenty here and encourage it. Potty-mouths unite! However, this also means that not just anyone can be allowed to join. This is an 18 years and older community. Please don't waste your time and ours if you aren't at least 18 years old. Don't bother to join if you can't handle the swearing, either. We're adults, we aren't allowed to even say suck on Neopets, so you had better believe we're going to curse a blue streak.

1. No prudes

2. 18+ only

3. If you want to join, you must post your Neopets username and your real first name.

4. NO FLAMING!!! If you are seen flaming (or if you help fan the fire, pun intended) - you will be immediately deleted and banned from the group! Personal attacks are not accepted in any way, shape or form and will not be tolerated! You can bitch about Neopets until you are purple - but the minute your attack becomes against another player, you are gone.

5. NO SCAMMING!!! Just as above - get caught trying to cheat/scam other members and you're banned for life.

6. The ranting, raving, admittance of addiction and what-have-you stays within this community, alone. This is like AA, folks. You yammer on in this community about anything and no one else outside the community will know about it, ever. If we find that you are broadcasting the dirt, you get banned! Isn't this fun?

7. Advertising is okay, but let's keep it to a minimum. There are plenty of other Neopet-related LJ communities out there for advertising whatever. If you are advertising just how sick and twisted you are about being a Neopets-crackhead, then have at it! If you are just trying to advertise and sell your junk - do it someplace else!

8. We aren't here to report to Neopets, so don't even try it. This is for purely admitting your addiction, whining about just how addicted you are and how you are probably going to lose your job over this crack-adled site. If you have a real issue with something on Neopets where you see someone violating ToS (scamming, cheating, stealing) you report them on your own. We don't have anything to do with Neopets other than we're fellow addicts and need a safe place to vent our frustrations and talk about how evil and addictive this site is without getting iced.

your moderators: pandabare21 & sibhreach

addiction, bitching, brightvale, collecting avatars, collecting for my gallery(ies), earning/winning/hoarding lots of np, faerieland, krawk island, maraqua, meridell, mystery island, neo-addiction, neopets, neopia, neopoints, paint brushes, painting my pets, pampering my pet, petpetpets, petpets, playing neo-games, playing on neopets 24/7, ranting, the battledome, the haunted woods, the lost desert, to complain about neopets